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Who wins?
Supey! 86%  86%  [ 13 ]
Enterprisey! 13%  13%  [ 2 ]
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What is that...Enterprise E?

So we're talking Picard here?

Hmmm...Under the command of James T. Kirk, Enterprise wins.

Picard? Maybe not.

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Kirk would simply rig a photon torpedo with a kryptonite warhead.

Done deal.

Picard would try to negotiate.

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Does the Federation know about Superman's weakness to Kryptonite, or a red sun? If not, sorry Enterprise crew, but you better get started on building the Enterprise-F.......

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MILFbait wrote:
Does the Federation know about Superman's weakness to Kryptonite, or a red sun? If not, sorry Enterprise crew, but you better get started on build the Enterprise-F.......


If it were Kirk's enterprise, Spock would know this.

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Kirk would beam over and make sweet, sweet love to Kal El.

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Superman obviously.

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My buddies and I used to have conversations like this when we were younger.
There's a lot to take into consideration.
Apart from the red/yellow sun, and kryptonite aspects, you also have ship's weapons, shields, and speed to think about.
The Enterprise travels many times faster than the speed of light.. Supes seems to top out either AT that speed, or well before (depends on which era Supes we are using) So the advantage might go to the Enterprise.
The Enterprise has extremely long range sensors. Supes has telescopic vision. So which would be the better of the two?
Phasers are apparently faster than light, so even if Supes can move that fast, there's still a chance he could get hit. Is he invulnerable enough to withstand that kind of energy?
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I can't say for sure who'd win*, but it would be an interesting fight!


* Well, I COULD. If it were in a Superman book, Supey would take the prize, if it were in a Trek episode/comic, the Enterprise would win.


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Hugh wrote:
* Well, I COULD. If it were in a Superman book, Supey would take the prize, if it were in a Trek episode/comic, the Enterprise would win.

Nah, in both books they'd fight to a standstill due to a misunderstanding, then band together against the REAL menace for the rest of the story. :)


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Jeff FTW

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Pre-Crisis, Superman, no question. He'd tear apart the ship, eat most of the crewmembers, toss the rest of them into the nearest star.

Creator's intent be damned!!! :twisted:

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Superman. And it's not even close. Hell, Superman would win vs. the Death Star. Or Darth Vader.

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Todd wrote:
Superman. And it's not even close. Hell, Superman would win vs. the Death Star. Or Darth Vader.


You are wrong.

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Science says otherwise.

Of course if we are working under the "Superman doesnt kill" stipulation, then the Enterprise wins. But JB threw that rule out iwth the bath water.

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Jeff wrote:
Hugh wrote:
* Well, I COULD. If it were in a Superman book, Supey would take the prize, if it were in a Trek episode/comic, the Enterprise would win.

Nah, in both books they'd fight to a standstill due to a misunderstanding, then band together against the REAL menace for the rest of the story. :)


In other words, "Marvel method" story telling.

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Chris wrote:
Kirk would simply rig a photon torpedo with a kryptonite warhead.

Done deal.

Picard would try to negotiate.


And THEN rig a photon torpedo with a kryptonite warhead.

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Supes.


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Kirk would beam over and make sweet, sweet love to Kal El.


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This is quite possibly the dumbest poll yet.

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If he didn't participate, how could he tell you how stupid it is?

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