This is a thread were you can put your idea for baby names that will really screw with your kids later in life, let me begin:

• Optimus Prime
• Megatron
• Deceptacon
• Galactus
• Oxygen (spelled 0-2)
• Nitrogen (spelled N-2)
• Estrogen
• 
• Psilocybin (the active chemical found in many shrooms)
• Oedipus
• Oedipus Rex
• Oedipus Learns to Drive
• Intelligent Design
• Dish
• god
• Apple
• Trogdor

I think that's a good list to start with, keep in mind, I have no intention of ever actually having kids.

Elektra.

Apparently "Jacob Secrest" has done it's share of damage

Yeah, true, but think about how much worse I'd be if my name was "Oedipus Learns to Drive Secrest".

My kids, (If we were ever going to have any) would be named Buster, Bing, and Mary Sheena.

Or, "maraschino".

Dick Trickle
Tommy Tune

*ahem*

Nullifier
Ultimate Nullifier
Ultimate Ultimate Nullifier
Aquarius
Omega
Stryfe
Cable
Godzilla
Mothra
Dracula
Udo
Mystique
Rogue
Satana
Son of Satan (I'd pay ya five bucks to call your kid this, though*)
Saddam
Hitler
Elvis (seriously, WTF?)
Thor
Odin
Spider-Girl (it's over, move on**)
BAMF - for Bad Ass Mother Fucker. Or just for Bamf!
Watermelon
Sour Apple
Jaws
Website
Pr0n
Teh
w00t
l33t

* not redeemable for cash money
** seriously, guys, I love ya. Don't hit me

Oranjello
Yellojello
Fallopia (for girls)
Testes (for Greek boys)
Tercel (named after the car he was conceived in!)
6
Rerun

I wanted to name my son Xavier Raymond so his nickname would be 'X-Ray'. My wife didn't like the idea at all.

She won.

Best baby name ever?

Moxie Crimefighter Jillette.

(Daughter of Penn)

I knew a kid named Golden Groves. Seriously.


He was a little off in the head.

Tracey has taught a pair of twins named Orangejello (pronounced oh-RONGE-uh-low) and Lemonjello (luh-MONGE-uh-low), a young man named Muric (pronounced, believe it or not, as Maurice!) a girl named Clitoris (her family nickname was Kiki), and my personal favorite, Shithead (pronounced shu-THEED), who, obviously, was named after his father....

At Microsoft, most vendors (those who work at but not for MS) get email addresses that combine their first and last names. Mine is v-hankwi (before that, it was a-hankw, before that it was v-1hawir).

I felt bad for Manuel Reynaldo, who I spotted in the address list as being v-manure.

Love the Oranjello and Lemonjello story. Without trying to sound like an ignorant cracker, I must ask where parents come up with these names. I've see Trezzuar (pronounced Treasure), and Zhaetwan, Kenyonda, and others, and I have spoken with teachers who say there are kids that in the second grade who still have a hard time spelling the names they have been given. I eagerly await the child named Episiotomy. A cultural thing to be sure....but why?

I worked with a girl name Quadilla, (rhymes w/ Godzilla)

I went to junior high with a kid named Harry Leather.

As I recall, he won an award for Most Improved Student.

And, not surprisingly, Best Tan.

Ow... that hurt my stomach, laughing so hard.

Did he go on to make millions and move to Corinth?

*bump*

My brother's baby mamma briefly considered naming the spawn Kle. Meant to be pronounced letter by letter, so kay-el-ee.
They went with the semi-normal spelling, "Kayleigh" instead, thank Christ.

There was a birth announcement in the paper that got mentioned on one of the local radio stations because of the names of the twins:

Baby Heavenly and Lord Serious.

Yeah, that's how Lord's middle name was spelled. Not even referencing the dog star....he's just really grim.