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DaJean
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:14 pm |
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Joined: | 23 May 2007 |
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Location: | WANdering |
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I got one last night
Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you
The funny part is my life is crap right now!
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Hugh
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:29 pm |
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Niatpac Levram!!!!!!
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Joined: | 30 Jul 2005 |
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Bannings: | Banned? Moi? |
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MILFbait
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:48 pm |
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The Kilted Wonder.
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Joined: | 02 Dec 2004 |
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Location: | Out of his mind... |
Bannings: | I wouldn't count on it... |
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Did you remember to add the two magic words to the end of your fortune?
And in case you don't know what they are:

_________________ "Don't look back, you're not going that way."
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Judge WAN
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:07 pm |
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He Keeps WAN with his BANgiver
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Joined: | 01 Aug 2005 |
Posts: | 31394 |
Location: | Mega City WAN |
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"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
_________________ Aren't you glad you talked about this? Here, on IMWAN?
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Judge WAN
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:08 pm |
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He Keeps WAN with his BANgiver
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Joined: | 01 Aug 2005 |
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Location: | Mega City WAN |
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And sorry your life is in a low spot. Hang in there!! Come laugh at IMWAN to lighten your mood!!
_________________ Aren't you glad you talked about this? Here, on IMWAN?
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DaJean
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:23 pm |
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Location: | WANdering |
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I can always depend on INWAN, right judge
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Dr. Brian Fever
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:54 pm |
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Go ahead..I dare ya!
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Joined: | 10 Aug 2004 |
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Location: | Stately Fever Manor, Newport News, VA, USA!! |
Bannings: | He hung me on a hook once. ONCE! |
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DaJean wrote: The funny part is my life is crap right now!
*** runs over and gives Audra a big 'ol hug***
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Frank L. Sisko
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:09 pm |
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Emissary to the Prophets
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MILFbait wrote: Did you remember to add the two magic words to the end of your fortune? And in case you don't know what they are: 
I heard an alternate addition the other day:
Almost as good.
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Dr. Brian Fever
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:19 pm |
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Go ahead..I dare ya!
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Location: | Stately Fever Manor, Newport News, VA, USA!! |
Bannings: | He hung me on a hook once. ONCE! |
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DaJean wrote: The funny part is my life is crap right now!
*** runs over and gives Audra a big 'ol hug***
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DaJean
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:42 pm |
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Location: | WANdering |
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 you guys are so much fun, I feel better already
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Serge
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:25 am |
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:: insert clever title here ::
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"Me love you long time GI"
I gave it to my wife.

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Brad Monje
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:13 pm |
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Location: | Michigan, USA |
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I got a cookie with no fortune on it.
I was afraid to drive home that night.
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Dr. Brian Fever
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:31 pm |
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Go ahead..I dare ya!
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Location: | Stately Fever Manor, Newport News, VA, USA!! |
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Weirdest one I ever got said.....
The Rubber Bands Are Heading In The Right Direction
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That meddlin kid
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:16 pm |
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Biker Librarian
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Joined: | 26 Mar 2007 |
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Location: | On the highway, looking for adventure |
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Brad Monje wrote: I got a cookie with no fortune on it.
I was afraid to drive home that night.
LOL! That would be kind of creepy!
_________________ The kingdom of heaven is like a merchant seeking fine pearls who, when he found an especially costly one, sold everything he had to buy it.
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Frank L. Sisko
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:33 pm |
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Emissary to the Prophets
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That meddlin kid wrote: Brad Monje wrote: I got a cookie with no fortune on it.
I was afraid to drive home that night. LOL! That would be kind of creepy!
Yeah, that's happened to me a few times.
But I'm still here.
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Jimbo
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Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:37 pm |
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The Pope of Pop!
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Joined: | 19 Jul 2006 |
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Location: | Long Island, NY |
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I always hate getting the one that reads "Death awaits in the parking lot." 
_________________ "It's only rock & roll, but I like it!"
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