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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:14 pm 
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I got one last night

Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you


The funny part is my life is crap right now!


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:29 pm 
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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:48 pm 
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Did you remember to add the two magic words to the end of your fortune?

And in case you don't know what they are:
Spoiler: show
In bed.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:07 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:08 pm 
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He Keeps WAN with his BANgiver

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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:23 pm 
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I can always depend on INWAN, right judge


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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:54 pm 
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Go ahead..I dare ya!

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DaJean wrote:
The funny part is my life is crap right now!


***runs over and gives Audra a big 'ol hug***


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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:09 pm 
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Emissary to the Prophets

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MILFbait wrote:
Did you remember to add the two magic words to the end of your fortune?

And in case you don't know what they are:
Spoiler: show
In bed.


:ohyes:


I heard an alternate addition the other day:

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"...with a donkey."


Almost as good.


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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:19 pm 
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Go ahead..I dare ya!

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DaJean wrote:
The funny part is my life is crap right now!


***runs over and gives Audra a big 'ol hug***


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:42 pm 
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:D you guys are so much fun, I feel better already


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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:25 am 
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:: insert clever title here ::

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"Me love you long time GI"


I gave it to my wife.



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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:13 pm 
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I got a cookie with no fortune on it.

I was afraid to drive home that night.


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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:31 pm 
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Go ahead..I dare ya!

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Weirdest one I ever got said.....

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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:16 pm 
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Biker Librarian

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Brad Monje wrote:
I got a cookie with no fortune on it.

I was afraid to drive home that night.


LOL! That would be kind of creepy!

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 Post subject: Best Fortune in a Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:33 pm 
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Emissary to the Prophets

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That meddlin kid wrote:
Brad Monje wrote:
I got a cookie with no fortune on it.

I was afraid to drive home that night.


LOL! That would be kind of creepy!


Yeah, that's happened to me a few times.

But I'm still here.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:37 pm 
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The Pope of Pop!

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I always hate getting the one that reads "Death awaits in the parking lot." :ohno:

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