Fuck, I want a time machine trip!
(I really thought Allen had started a time travelling story meme.)
So a man walks into a comics shop, with the totally throwback vibe of the comics of his youth. He patronizes the shop joyfully,
scrounging up money for two trades, to support the arts. But
a) as he walks outside...
b) he asks, "what's in the back room behind this curtain?"
c) suddenly from an open mylar bag, a form begins to take on appearance, from an ephemeral mist
d) Captain America crashes backwards from the storefront window, with a robotic drone of Kang springing cat into showroom, sending several toy figures flying...
No that does sound like fun! I love rifling through back issue boxes SO much

I actually miss flipping thru ones I can't have, thinking "oh, I'll be back for this one, one day!"
But I won't complain. A box with 16 Howard the Duck comics just came in the mail today! Awk!