For the first time ever in the history of this forum...an unbelievable and profound event has occured. You guys will not believe this! You see, I was talking to...oooops.... hold on a sec!
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Ok, so anyways, I was talking to a member of the forum and they told me that...ummm...hold on one minute...
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Announceress:" HEY THERE MUSIC FANS! DO YOU LOVE WILLIAM HUNG? OF COURSE! WE ALL DO! WELL NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET ALL THE WILLIAM HUNG ON CD YOU CAN HANDLE AND MORE! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, YOU CAN GET THE VERY BEST OF WILLIAM HUNG IN A DELUXE 12 CD BOXED SET FOR ONLY $129.99! THAT'S RIGHT! ONLY $129.99! GET YOURS TODAY! THERE ARE LIMITED COPIES AVAILABLE FOR WHAT'S SURE TO BECOME A VALUABLE COLLECTER'S ITEM! DON'T DELAY! BUY! BUY! BUY! TODAY!"
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Alright, sorry about that, people! So, like I was saying about this UNBELIEVABLE announcement....whooops! Wait! Hold on a sec, ok!
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Announceress:"Once in a lifetime a magor opportunity comes along that can only be described as a STEAL! Of course, I'm talking about the great sale now on at Sobey's Fruit, Vegetable And DVD Market! For this week only, when you buy either $100.00 worth of Sobey's fresh fruits or veggies, you will receive FREE OF CHARGE a DVD copy of one of your favorite all-time DVDs! Choose from such classics as "My Life As A Salamander!" "Freddie And Irene Go To Washington" and everyone's all-time favorite animated classic "Bambi Meets King Kong!" Hurrey down to Sobey's today! This sale will be over Midnight Sunday!"
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Ok then....so, like I was saying...whooops...the phone's ringing! Sorry people! I'm gonna have to save the earth -shattering announcement for another day! But trust me. It's REALLY BIG NEWS!
