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 Post subject: A Pioneering Moment In The Evolution Of IMWAN!
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 11:33 pm 
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For the first time ever in the history of this forum...an unbelievable and profound event has occured. You guys will not believe this! You see, I was talking to...oooops.... hold on a sec!

*** Commercial message ****

Announceress:"Hello...do you suffer from a lack of dandruff? Well, there's good news! A new, scientifically advanced shampoo is now available that will not only correct that problem, but will take care of all your dandruff needs for LIFE! Introducing Dandy-Fluff! A new hair care formula developed in New Zealand by the same great minds who brought you The Amazing Toe-Flossing Kit! Dandy-Fluff's amazing dandruff- inducing formula will insure that only the biggest and fluffiest flakes invade your scalp for eons to come! Thanks to a time-releasing formula invented in the attics of New Zealand scientist's grand mansions located on faraway hilltops...you now can enjoy plenty of scalp dandruff flakes for years to come! Get Dandy-Flakes today! Available wherever fine china and lumber products are sold."

*** Now back to our magor announcement ***


Ok, so anyways, I was talking to a member of the forum and they told me that...ummm...hold on one minute...
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Announceress:" HEY THERE MUSIC FANS! DO YOU LOVE WILLIAM HUNG? OF COURSE! WE ALL DO! WELL NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET ALL THE WILLIAM HUNG ON CD YOU CAN HANDLE AND MORE! FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, YOU CAN GET THE VERY BEST OF WILLIAM HUNG IN A DELUXE 12 CD BOXED SET FOR ONLY $129.99! THAT'S RIGHT! ONLY $129.99! GET YOURS TODAY! THERE ARE LIMITED COPIES AVAILABLE FOR WHAT'S SURE TO BECOME A VALUABLE COLLECTER'S ITEM! DON'T DELAY! BUY! BUY! BUY! TODAY!"


*** End of commercial message ***

Alright, sorry about that, people! So, like I was saying about this UNBELIEVABLE announcement....whooops! Wait! Hold on a sec, ok!

*** Commercial message ***

Announceress:"Once in a lifetime a magor opportunity comes along that can only be described as a STEAL! Of course, I'm talking about the great sale now on at Sobey's Fruit, Vegetable And DVD Market! For this week only, when you buy either $100.00 worth of Sobey's fresh fruits or veggies, you will receive FREE OF CHARGE a DVD copy of one of your favorite all-time DVDs! Choose from such classics as "My Life As A Salamander!" "Freddie And Irene Go To Washington" and everyone's all-time favorite animated classic "Bambi Meets King Kong!" Hurrey down to Sobey's today! This sale will be over Midnight Sunday!"

*** End of commercial message ***

Ok then....so, like I was saying...whooops...the phone's ringing! Sorry people! I'm gonna have to save the earth -shattering announcement for another day! But trust me. It's REALLY BIG NEWS!
:ohyes: :-D

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 11:40 pm 
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 Post subject: A Pioneering Moment In The Evolution Of IMWAN!
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 11:41 pm 
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Ronny Sr. wrote:
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Don't mind me, Ronny. I get bored sometimes in between writing songs and working on my novel and this is the result!
:ohyes:

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 11:52 pm 
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The title should say "Devolution". :)

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Linda wrote:
The title should say "Devolution". :)



LOL! :lol: True. :ohyes:

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PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 11:57 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:10 am 
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There's a beverage here, man!

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:22 am 
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Hahahaha! :lol: Ok. That's just so bizarre! I love it! :yay: :thumbsup:

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:46 am 
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There's a beverage here, man!

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I was hoping for a DEVO smiley too :ohyes:


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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:56 am 
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Does Francine know what an Aztec Energy Dome is?

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 9:10 am 
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She probably thinks DEVO is something that records programs for her, the innocent li'l thing.


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Beachy wrote:
Does Francine know what an Aztec Energy Dome is?


It's what you wear in space when you want to play wii games, right! :ohyes:

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 9:29 am 
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The dead giveaway that this is a joke thread is that the world "evolution" and "IMWAN" are in the same sentence.

That, and that the author is Francine.

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Dr. Chris Evil wrote:
The dead giveaway that this is a joke thread is that the world "evolution" and "IMWAN" are in the same sentence.

That, and that the author is Francine.


:yay:

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 11:30 am 
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Dr. Chris Evil wrote:
The dead giveaway that this is a joke thread is that the word "evolution" and "IMWAN" are in the same sentence.

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 11:52 am 
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I missed reading random portions of Francine's thread starters.

Glad she's back.


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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 11:55 am 
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RobertSwanderson wrote:
I missed reading random portions of Francine's thread starters.

Glad she's back.


Thanks, Robert! :hug:

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Jilerb wrote:
Dr. Chris Evil wrote:
The dead giveaway that this is a joke thread is that the word "evolution" and "IMWAN" are in the same sentence.

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That's really clever, Jilerb. Did you come up with that yourself? :-D

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:11 pm 
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I just threw in the last word bubble. Hart himself, I assume, drew that evolution of BC from his inception to his current form. Always loved the BC comic strip and bought most of the paperback books I could find, like this one.

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:36 pm 
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I just threw in the last word bubble. Hart himself, I assume, drew that evolution of BC from his inception to his current form. Always loved the BC comic strip and bought most of the paperback books I could find, like this one.

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Great! I don't know that comic very well. Thanks for sharing. :-D

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PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:42 pm 
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Yeah, I always loved his humor. Here's an example.
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That's Wiley, Peter, and the cute blonde chick (who doesn't have a real name beyond that).


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