I wish I could make the above product and market it to the European and American public.Specially formulated to keep other people at bay when you can't be bothered to say hello, enter into conversation or avoid answering awkward questions from people you don't like.
It would make an ideal Christmas gift for the anti-social or misanthrope-inclined.Plus it would be easier to wrap and safer all-round than a rifle.
I'm not sure what I'd call the product.Thought of having a photo of Jean Paul Sartre (whose most famous quote went something like "hell is other people") and the brand name "Bugger Off"
What can I call it ?