I wish I could make the above product and market it to the European and American public.Specially formulated to keep other people at bay when you can't be bothered to say hello, enter into conversation or avoid answering awkward questions from people you don't like.

It would make an ideal Christmas gift for the anti-social or misanthrope-inclined.Plus it would be easier to wrap and safer all-round than a rifle.

I'm not sure what I'd call the product.Thought of having a photo of Jean Paul Sartre (whose most famous quote went something like "hell is other people") and the brand name "Bugger Off"

What can I call it ?

It would also have a market among dieters. You wouldn't actually lose weight, but you'd look thinner from a distance.

That's an interesting idea. I don't know what you'd call it.... maybe "Stay Away" toothpaste?

I like garlic, so I think it could work.

It would be a change from the fresh minty taste toothpastes that are flooding the stores right now.

But the idea is that you don't have to like the smell of garlic for it to work Francince !
It works that way to repel people.
We could make a limited edition with added flourines and brocolli to cater for the brassica (family brassicaceae) lovin' share of the market.

btw is this your Mom by any chance ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Broccoli_crop.jpg

Ooooh... I love the idea of adding broccoli flavor. And no, that's not my mom, lol.