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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him!  Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:29 am |
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Terrible news, people! Just awful! Taft has kidnapped Uncle Twitchy! Taft is keeping UT in his lair right now (His stomach). I am so depressed about this. I got the ransom note late last night. Taft is demanding 7000 tons of broccoli yogurt in order to return UT safely to his home. PLEASE donate what you can. Otherwise, we will never see UT again. You can send the 7000 tons of broccoli yogurt to me for safekeeking. Just pm me and we'll work out the details.  Post your donation amount on this thread and I'll keep the tally so I will know when we've reached our goal. Thank you and please hurry...I'm hungr... I mean, Taft is VERY hungry.  
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:35 am |
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:40 am |
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Scraping off the hair prior to cooking is proving to be a more difficult task than I first imagined.
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MILFbait
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:41 am |
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We're too late to save him if you got the note late last night. Alas poor Twitchy, we hardly knew ye........
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Francine
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:05 am |
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Uncle Twitchy wrote: Eh. I've had a good run. Hang in there, UT. We'll save you. Please, people! Send me that broccoli yogurt SOON!
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Francine
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:05 am |
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Eric W.H. Taft wrote: Scraping off the hair prior to cooking is proving to be a more difficult task than I first imagined. OH GROSS! 
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Dave Powell
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:07 am |
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George Tuska Wonder Man
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More gross than broccoli yogurt?
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Most of it is the guts to take a blow. Guts I have. And technique? I have a month to learn that.
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MILFbait
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:17 am |
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The Kilted Wonder.
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More gross than Budweiser?????
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:28 am |
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Eric W.H. Taft wrote: Scraping off the hair prior to cooking is proving to be a more difficult task than I first imagined. It's because of the length and coarseness.
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Dave Powell
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:38 am |
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George Tuska Wonder Man
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MILFbait wrote: More gross than Budweiser????? Nothing is more gross than Buttwiper.
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MILFbait
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:41 am |
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The Kilted Wonder.
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Have you ever had the horror called "Generic Beer"? As I recall it was pretty bad.
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Dave Powell
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 10:52 am |
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George Tuska Wonder Man
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Beer-o? 
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Most of it is the guts to take a blow. Guts I have. And technique? I have a month to learn that.
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MILFbait
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:43 pm |
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The Kilted Wonder.
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MILFbait
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:45 pm |
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The Kilted Wonder.
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Brotoro
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:13 pm |
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I totally believed this news release until it got to the part about Taft wanting to eat broccoli yogurt. Yeah. Sure.
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:15 pm |
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Same here, until I realized I was at work instead of inside Taft's stomach.
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Brotoro
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:18 pm |
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You don't normally work in Taft's stomach?
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:26 pm |
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Normally? No. I work in his shadow, though.
As do we all.
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Dave Powell
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:45 pm |
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George Tuska Wonder Man
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I need to find that "blood on the highway" film from driver's ed, back in the 80's. They had one can of "Beer-o" between them, and they were all so drunk they couldn't hold up their heads!! For months, my buddies and I were scouring the markets for Beer-o
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MILFbait
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:48 pm |
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The Kilted Wonder.
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Dave Powell wrote: I need to find that "blood on the highway" film from driver's ed, back in the 80's. They had one can of "Beer-o" between them, and they were all so drunk they couldn't hold up their heads!! Lightweights........ 
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Francine
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:21 pm |
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Dave Powell wrote: More gross than broccoli yogurt? It's totally good for you, Dave. Here, have some.....  
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Francine
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Post subject: Uncle Twitchy Has Been Kidnapped! Taft Has Him! Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:23 pm |
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Brotoro wrote: I totally believed this news release until it got to the part about Taft wanting to eat broccoli yogurt. Yeah. Sure. No, really, Brotoro. It's for Taft. This is not a lamo attempt by me to get people to send me some of that delicious and creamy, full-flavored tasting broccoli treat.   
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