Darren's various titles are gifts from God, I swear.

Wonder if Bob'd mind archiving those suckers? On second thought, there might not be a way to do that.

Oh, sure, I pick out the metallic simpleton line and Darren gets a whole thread dedicated to him.

Back when I came up with my totally original Reverse-Engineered Temporal Mechanic, did anybody care? NO!

Do I have a point? NO!

Can you stick your elbow in your ear? NO!

But if you stick your elbow in a bowl of pudding, it's worth licking it clean.

Ian gets all mah love. It was his reaction to L-Ron that made me nab it!

Brute love. eeeeeeewwwww

I'm gonna go wash up. With vinegar.

and turpentine....

Washing won't help. That hair, man. It just sticks to you forever.

Simple metallaton.