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Let's say they battle in a gladiator type setting.
Kirk 60%  60%  [ 17 ]
Vader 39%  39%  [ 11 ]
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 Post subject: Kirk Versus Vader
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Vader. Kirk would be as ineffectual as Han Solo. He can't beat him.

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Kirk would talk and talk, appealing to Vader's sense of humanity until Vader was in tears. Then Vader would snap Kirk's neck with his mind.

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You people are nutty. Kirk is like Batman, he cheats. He'd win.


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Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
Vader. Kirk would be as ineffectual as Han Solo. He can't beat him.


One-on-one. But if Kirk had Spock, Scotty, and the full firepower of the Enterprise backing him up, they could surely work something out.

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heh. then i can throw in a star destroyer and the Emperor if we want to play that game ;)

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Kirk does cheat, but Vader doesn't exactly play fair, either.

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It's been revealed to us by now that Vader is actually a whiny conflicted little bitch. Kirk would find a way to outpsych him! :) Now if you just took the ruthless, cold, remorselessly cruel Vader from Empire, then I'd have to say Kirk wouldn't pull it off.


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So what? Just because he's whiny doesn't mean he can't win. Unless Kirk was Vader's son. Then he'd be conflicted.

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Kirk would throw sand in Vader's face to clog his breathing apparatus, and then make his move.

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Kirk has beaten tougher creatures than Vader.


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Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
heh. then i can throw in a star destroyer and the Emperor if we want to play that game ;)


Well I didn't say he beat the whole Empire! But I'm pretty sure the Enterprise crew could outwit a star destroyer. Remember, they've got transporter technology and the Empire apparently doesn't. They could beam on, plant a bomb in a critical spot (or maybe just steal a really important widget from the engine room) and beam out again before the storm troopers knew what hit them.

Yes I've actually thought about scenarios like this. :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Jimbo wrote:
Kirk would throw sand in Vader's face to clog his breathing apparatus, and then make his move.


That might work...if you could get Vader some place where there's sand instead of lots of gleaming metal everywhere.

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Well, granted, the Storm Troopers are useless.

Vader would sense Kirk's presence I think :)

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Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
heh. then i can throw in a star destroyer and the Emperor if we want to play that game ;)


Kirk would have Scotty beam a bunch of Ewoks onto the Star Destroyer's deck.

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That meddlin kid wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
Kirk would throw sand in Vader's face to clog his breathing apparatus, and then make his move.

That might work...if you could get Vader some place where there's sand instead of lots of gleaming metal everywhere.

Kirk would keep a handful of sand in his pocket, just in case.

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That meddlin kid wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
Kirk would throw sand in Vader's face to clog his breathing apparatus, and then make his move.

That might work...if you could get Vader some place where there's sand instead of lots of gleaming metal everywhere.

Hello? Tatooine? Vader's home planet? ;)

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funny answers.

"Who would win, Rob Steinbrenner or Mike tyson?"

"Mike tyson"

"Sure in a straight up fight. But Steinbrenner could drop a nuclear bomb and totally destroy Tyson."

heh. You guys are silly :)

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 Post subject: Kirk Versus Vader
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Vader, so what if it's a Gladiator type setting. All Vader has to do force choke him from a distance and Kirk dies.....

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Kirk is immune to force choke thanks to a pre-fight mind meld with Spock. :lol:


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it's not really a contest.

Kirk v. Han Solo makes more sense.

Kirk would likely win that one. 75 times out of 100.

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