A thrill-packed adventure this will be. See librarians use reference materials. See comics fans buy things off eBay. See your favorites type away at keyboards about Infinite Crisis. This will be the Epic Of The Generations. Cecille B. Demille only wishes he had thunk it first.

Pick your actor:

Balding, blonde, and tubby.

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Steven Clubb

I have three friends back home who made me watch this movie because the lead character reminded them of me so much.



Frightening.

Not really an actor, but he was in an episode of Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place.

We're not sure exactly who should play Crouton Jim, so IMWAN is holding an open casting call.

animated.

Hey, the dad from Grounded For Life. My favorite bit from that show (which wasn't terribly funny most of the time) was when he was arguing Ramones tunes with a nun, who was more knowledgeable about the band then he was.

Linda, I know you're already cast Pam Tillis as yourself, but before you sign any papers, please hear me out. There is this one actress I met who is DYING to play you. She's not a natural redhead, but I promised her I'd give her an audition. Will you at least give her a shot?

Matthew Broderick doing his very best Chandler Bing.

That also sounds like something I'd do.

For Jason Jacob Secrest, I had to post the picture of the most evil guy I know. I apologize that he isn't the most HANDSOME man I know---I just had to go for evil.

Yvonne Craig is yummy.

As for me, its tough. I was told I used to look like this guy from NY Undercover:



I was just like this guy in high school but didn't look like him:



Now, who knows. Maybe:

Just to give Linda a thrill...

That's a good pic, Leo, but I think this guy resembles you more!

It has been said on a total of one occasion that I look like this particular actor, and while I wouldn't say separated at birth, I can see it (though he is a few years two old).

So, as Jacob P Secrest let me present to you, the one and only Orlando Bloom:

Definitely!

And Chris Katan as The Byrnester.

But this is an IMWAN movie.

If I had to be perfectly honest, THIS notable Hollywood character actor probably resembles me most...