Sit back.
Relax.
Let the kids take care of the meals and dishes. (Don't worry, you can rewash the dishes tomorrow.)

It's your day to chill.

I'm being taken out for pastrami today!

And rye?

Happy Mother's day!

I wonder what Mitchell's momma would say?

My, my, my, my.

I'll accept those well-wishes. As in past years, I continue to be a "muthah".

WORD UP!!!

Took my mom and my wife and some of the family (those that were home) out for a full day today - started with a nice (late) brunch (Mom likes to sleep in), dropped the girls off for manicures and pedicures while Dad and I played a round of Mini Golf, enjoyed POSEIDON, then went to dinner at Outback. 'Twas a good day.

You have been a very bad "muthah" though. You deserve no well-wishes.

Oh, my oldest daughter won her State Soccer Tournament this weekend for her mom on Mother's Day.

She'd say "He's not mine, you can't prove it!"

It occurs to me that when celebrating Mother's Day, we're actually celebrating unprotected sex. What sort of message is that for our children? Think of the children.

You see things so clearly, Steven.

But if nobody ever had unprotected sex, there would BE no children!

Haven't you guys heard of in vitro fertilization?

That's one a dem' science fiction's ain't it?

That's no excuse... we're just perptuating irresponsible behavior by celebrating the whole notion of motherhood.

Fatherhood, on the other hand, is just good ol' fashion sowing of oats and all part of boys being boys.

But those women should know better.

Moms are hot because you know they put out.

Happy Mothers day to all the moms here.

For all the mom's here and everywhere, thank you for all you do and put up with from us kids and fathers.

For my mother, certainly, but for all mothers: Happy Mothers' Day.

Mother's Day? Has the world gone stark staring mad?? That was in MARCH...