This is my version of a big ballad from way back in the 1980's called: Total Eclipse Of The Heart By Bonnie Tyler
My parody is called: I Totaled Your Wreck Of A Car There's a ummm..bit of a twist to this so keep your eyes on the road. I mean parody. I even added my own new couple of lines in the 2nd verse, based on the original first verses..ummm...lines.
Turnaround Every now and then I get a little way from home and your car is breaking down
Turnaround Every now and then I get a little bit tired of finding that the wheel doesn't steer
Turnaround Every now and then I get a little bit nervous when I hit the brakes and go through the light
Turnaround Every now and then I get a little bit terrified right when I see the hood is on fire
Turnaround, drive right Every now and then the engine starts
Turnaround, drive right Every now and then it fall's apart
Turnaround Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I think the car will die
Turnaround Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm finding that I'm swerving too far
Turnaround Every now and then I get a little bit angry when I know the engine's running on dry
Turnaround Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and notice that the brakes are just fried
Turnaround, drive right Every now and then the engine starts
Turnaround, drive right Every now and then it fall's apart
And I need a tow tonight And I need it more than ever And there's no way to fix it this time This lemon's totaled now, Forever There's no way to make it run right Cause it will never hold together I cut off other drivers swerving left and then right The hood is popping open on me all of the time
(All of the time)
I don't know what to do I'm always stuck in park The engine's like a powder keg and giving off sparks I'd put this lemon on ice It's never gonna start gonna start tonight It's never goona start gonna start tonight
Once upon a time it was running alright But now it's only falling apart There's nothing I can do I totaled what's left of your car Once upon a time it would handle alright But now I know it won't even start Nothing I can say I've totaled your wreck of a car
Turnaround drive right Turnaround drive right Turnaround Every now and then I get a little bit angry And I know I've gotta get out and drive
Turn around Every now and then I get a little resentful and I leave the engine running all night
Turn around Every now and then I know I'll never be the driver that you think I should be
Turnaround Every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who nags me that I'm driving too fast
Turnaround Every now and then I know there's no one in the Universe as annoying and as fussy as you Turnaround Every now and then I know the engines over-heating but I act just like I don't have a clue Turnaround, drive right Every now and then the engine starts
Turnaround, drive right Every now and then it fall's apart
And I need some peace and quiet And I need it more than ever Cause I already know how to drive But your nagging goes on forever But we always get into a fight Though I try to be strong Whatever! You tell me that I'm crazy going out of my mind For driving in the wrong direction all of the time
(All of the time)
I don't know what to do I'm always stuck in park The engine's like a powder keg and giving off sparks There's no real reason to fight It's never gonna start tonight This lemon's reached the end of the line
Once upon a time you and I were alright But now we're only falling apart There's nothing more to say I've totaled what's left of your car Once upon a time there was light our lives But now we're only falling apart Nothing you can do I've totaled your wreck of a car
Turn around, drive right Turn around, drive right Turn around....Oooohhhh...
..Oh shut up, already!
IT'S SO OVER BABY!!
- Francine
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART (Bonnie Tyler )
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart
Turnaround bright eyes Turnaround bright eyes Turnaround, every now and then I know you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be Turnaround, every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am Turnaround, every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you Turnaround, every now and then I know there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight And I need you more than ever And if you'll only hold me tight We'll be holding on forever And we'll only be making it right Cause we'll never be wrong together We can take it to the end of the line Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks I really need you tonight Forever's gonna start tonight Forever's gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do A total eclipse of the heart Once upon a time there was light in my life But now there's only love in the dark Nothing I can say A total eclipse of the heart
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