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 Post subject: Song Parody Of Total Eclipse Of The Heart: (I Totaled Your Wreck Of A Car).
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:26 pm 
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This is my version of a big ballad from way back in the 1980's called:
Total Eclipse Of The Heart By Bonnie Tyler


My parody is called:
I Totaled Your Wreck Of A Car

There's a ummm..bit of a twist to this so keep your eyes on the road. I mean parody.
I even added my own new couple of lines in the 2nd verse, based on the original first verses..ummm...lines.

Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little way from home and your car is breaking down

Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of finding that the wheel doesn't steer

Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous when I hit the brakes and go through the light

Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified right when I see the hood is on fire

Turnaround, drive right
Every now and then the engine starts

Turnaround, drive right
Every now and then it fall's apart

Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little bit restless and I think the car will die

Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little bit helpless and I'm finding that I'm swerving too far

Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little bit angry when I know the engine's running on dry

Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified and notice that the brakes are just fried

Turnaround, drive right
Every now and then the engine starts

Turnaround, drive right
Every now and then it fall's apart

And I need a tow tonight
And I need it more than ever
And there's no way to fix it this time
This lemon's totaled now, Forever
There's no way to make it run right
Cause it will never hold together
I cut off other drivers swerving left and then right
The hood is popping open on me all of the time

(All of the time)

I don't know what to do I'm always stuck in park
The engine's like a powder keg and giving off sparks
I'd put this lemon on ice
It's never gonna start gonna start tonight
It's never goona start gonna start tonight

Once upon a time it was running alright
But now it's only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
I totaled what's left of your car
Once upon a time it would handle alright
But now I know it won't even start
Nothing I can say
I've totaled your wreck of a car

Turnaround drive right
Turnaround drive right
Turnaround
Every now and then I get a little bit angry
And I know I've gotta get out and drive

Turn around
Every now and then I get a little resentful and I leave the engine running all night

Turn around
Every now and then I know I'll never be the driver that you think I should be

Turnaround
Every now and then I know you'll always be the only boy who nags me that I'm driving too fast

Turnaround
Every now and then I know there's no one in the Universe as annoying and as fussy as you

Turnaround
Every now and then I know the engines over-heating but I act just like I don't have a clue

Turnaround, drive right
Every now and then the engine starts

Turnaround, drive right
Every now and then it fall's apart

And I need some peace and quiet
And I need it more than ever
Cause I already know how to drive
But your nagging goes on forever
But we always get into a fight
Though I try to be strong
Whatever!
You tell me that I'm crazy going out of my mind
For driving in the wrong direction all of the time

(All of the time)

I don't know what to do I'm always stuck in park
The engine's like a powder keg and giving off sparks
There's no real reason to fight
It's never gonna start tonight
This lemon's reached the end of the line

Once upon a time you and I were alright
But now we're only falling apart
There's nothing more to say
I've totaled what's left of your car
Once upon a time there was light our lives
But now we're only falling apart
Nothing you can do
I've totaled your wreck of a car

Turn around, drive right
Turn around, drive right
Turn around....Oooohhhh...

..Oh shut up, already!

IT'S SO OVER BABY!!

- Francine


TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART (Bonnie Tyler )


Turnaround, every now and then I get a
little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit restless and I dream of something wild
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit angry and I know I've got to get out and cry
Turnaround, Every now and then I get a
little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround bright eyes
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll never be the boy you always you wanted to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know
you'll always be the only boy who wanted me the way that I am
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's no one in the universe as magical and wonderous as you
Turnaround, every now and then I know
there's nothing any better and there's nothing I just wouldn't do
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart
Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and
then I fall apart

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Song Parody Of Total Eclipse Of The Heart: (I Totaled Your Wreck Of A Car).
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:35 pm 
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Thank you, Chris. That's very good of you to say! :ohyes: :hug:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:55 pm 
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 Post subject: Song Parody Of Total Eclipse Of The Heart: (I Totaled Your Wreck Of A Car).
PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:00 pm 
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Thank you so much. *** Curtsies *** :D

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