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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:24 am 
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I have a question. Human technology is so totally limited and ancient that it's almost painful to endure. I mean, computers and internet... there's no such thing as synthetic bandwidth here... why is that?!
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And the space programs are so dull.. seriously, there are no anti-gravity spaceships here and they all run on fuel instead of other forms of energy... like air and cyclical (chem) batteries. I am totally dismayed with human technology. And what's with ipods and downloads? Is that all there is to technology here? What about tv's? They are actual screens and not even holographic... why do I have to be here in a time when everything is so totally backward?

Not to mention the Human obsession with the car... there aren't even any flying cars on Earth, that is so totally wrong!! :o

I am grateful for my time here on Earth. Even though there is so much violence, death and far too many fast food outlets for your own good. I still am in awe at the lack of real technology and advancement in the so-called "Space" programs.

Maybe instead of fighting wars you people could get it together and develop some faster-than-the-speed-of- light technology and actually travel somewhere worth visiting. You haven't even put a woman on Mars yet! What is with you people!! :sigh: :? :roll:

Btw, ordinarily, it is forbidden for me to offer or reveal advanced technology to Humans at this time... but I will give you a hint about something you should all know. It will save you time and trouble.
:ohyes:

So, here it is: TIME TRAVEL IS IMPOSSIBLE! Within the world and within time and space, time travel can never be accomplished. Only in the spirit realm can that happen. Which is at all times, off limits and forbidden for Mimickers to even conceive of entering. I hope it is the same for Humans. For you truly do not need to know what is out there waiting to devour you at times and in seasons. Just so you know.

That is all for now. Except, I still need to know how I am supposed to cope with all this backwards technology...I am sorry, but I find it almost intolerable at times.

- Francine (Lead Representative of the ET Teenage Mimickers)

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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:01 am 
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It's because we meet alien races all the time that are selfish with their technology. ;-)

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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:19 pm 
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Beachy wrote:
It's because we meet alien races all the time that are selfish with their technology. ;-)




Ummm.... :oops: :o


*** Pleads guilty as charged *** :ohyes: :yay:

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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:36 pm 
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That's okay, Francine.
We should have to work for it on our own—if we have nothing in value to exchange for your technology.

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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:38 pm 
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Beachy wrote:
That's okay, Francine.
We should have to work for it on our own—if we have nothing in value to exchange for your technology.



But you do have something of value, Beach.... it's called Broccoli Yogurt!


*** Hint hint *** :ohyes: :yay:

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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:53 pm 
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Then fork over the tech in exchange.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:25 pm 
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Beachy wrote:
Then fork over the tech in exchange.



I can't. It's forbidden under Mimicker law. :o

So can you please just give me the broccoli yogurt, Beach? :yay: :ohyes:

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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:30 pm 
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Francine wrote:
So, here it is: TIME TRAVEL IS IMPOSSIBLE!


That's what the Vulcans said. And they were WRONG! :P


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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
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Kevin wrote:
Francine wrote:
So, here it is: TIME TRAVEL IS IMPOSSIBLE!


That's what the Vulcans said. And they were WRONG! :P



You mean the pretend people on Star Trek, Kevin? :D


Actually, there is a reason time travel is impossible,. It's a spiritual law, and not exactly just based just on physics. Although, if you wanted to, you could travel through space at light speed, return to Earth in a few years and many years will have passed... so in that sense, you could time travel.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:37 pm 
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I'm traveling forward in time all of the time.
Sometimes I let my thoughts drift back to the past.

And, Francine, you can have all of my share of this world's broccoli yogurt.
You really need to share more as a race, though.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:43 pm 
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Beachy wrote:
I'm traveling forward in time all of the time.
Sometimes I let my thoughts drift back to the past.

And, Francine, you can have all of my share of this world's broccoli yogurt.
You really need to share more as a race, though.



Ok. I'll share what I am allowed and send it to you next week. :ohyes:


Now... about that broccoli yogurt, Beach. :D

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:09 pm 
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[quote="Francine
You mean the pretend people on Star Trek, Kevin? :D [/quote]

I've seen more Vulcans than I have Mimickers. :P


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 Post subject: Why Is Human Technology So Limited And Ancient Here On Planet Earth?!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:13 pm 
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Kevin wrote:
[quote="Francine
You mean the pretend people on Star Trek, Kevin? :D


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I've seen more Vulcans than I have Mimickers. :P



That's ummm... true, Kevin. :lol:



You'll see us one day. When the time is right. :ohyes: :wink:

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