My MIL read the news today, OH BOY!

About a lucky man who lived alone

Heres the devil, before I knew any better. With my youngest

And though the joke was really bad...

I just had to laugh.

I get along well with my MIL. Then again, I don't have kids...so that may have a lot to do with it.

I got along great til I asked her to move in.

Thats the line you don't want to cross

For those that remember when he broke his arm. Heres the scar

I saw the photograph
He broke his arm in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if his MIL was the Lord of Thor
She loves to turn him ooooooon

I love that Mahoney is such a celebrity here, that he's only 3 views and 2 posts away from Paul McCartney at this point on a competing "BS" thread.

Mahoney is the new fifth Beatle.

Woke up
old bitch kicked me outta bed
no need to drag a comb 'cross my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed $&@!%*^%*@&!@\
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
kicked the ole bitch down in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
Somebody spoke and i went:

I have a scary pic of her, I'm not going to post it, cause I know Holt would use it every time he and I popped it in the same thread.

Woke up
Fell out of bed
Couldn't get up
Stayed on the floor.
Somebody prodded me and I awoke
Bicycle spoke
And I answered back.