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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:50 am 
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Hey, everybody. Today is International Feed Taft Day! Today is the day we bring forth food for the glorious Fat One and feed him till he can eat no more.. :ohyes:


Please bring your broccoli yogurt, your asparagus wings, your vegan chicken wings, tofu burgers and assorted jellied yams for the great feast of Taft! Don't forget, Taft can eat a LOT of food. So don't be skimpy. He'll be hungry and when Taft get's hungry, he get's cranky! So bring your food, drinks (Broccoli punch) and tasty buffet foods and give all you can to Taft.

Truly this is a day worth celebrating! Now start feeding this poor, hungry soul we all know and love as Taft the Great.



Thank you... :ohyes: :yay:

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:33 am 
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I think I have some crumbs left from my toast this morning, will that do?

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:37 am 
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MILFbait wrote:
I think I have some crumbs left from my toast this morning, will that do?



If you had 150 loaves of bread for breakfast, yes, that'll do just fine... :ohyes:

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:07 am 
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This is a GOOD day.


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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:02 am 
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Eric W.H. Taft wrote:
This is a GOOD day.



It's YOUR day, Taft. Enjoy it! :ohyes: :yay:

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:57 am 
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Doesn't this happen every day?


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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:11 pm 
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Frank L. Sisko wrote:
Doesn't this happen every day?



Yes. but today it happens all over the world. So it's a special occasion... :ohyes:

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:30 pm 
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Is there enough food for this to happen?

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:18 pm 
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Mark wrote:
Is there enough food for this to happen?



Enough food? We are raiding local McDonalds restaurants and stocking up on extra food as we speak. We have petitioned the International Food Bank... and have gone to lengths to take over food reserves in over 181 Countries... so you asked is there enough food to feed Taft when we have all this and more?

Ummm.... NO. :o :ohno: :sigh: :roll:

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:59 pm 
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I say we feed Taft to the starving peoples of the world. They're almost done with Sally Struthers now.

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:04 pm 
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It's no use. No matter what we throw at it, we kinna fill it up!


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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:20 pm 
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Brotoro wrote:
It's no use. No matter what we throw at it, we kinna fill it up!


Wow! You're right! Taft the Great cannot be filled! It's a scientific impossibility.... :o :shock:


So much for all those trillions of Big Macs we had on call.... :sigh: :ohno:

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:16 pm 
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Can we feed him peanuts?

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:26 pm 
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Mark wrote:
Can we feed him peanuts?



Yes. Please order 700 trillion of them. Taft is hungry! :D

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:28 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:54 pm 
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Who'd win in an eating contest? Taft or Galactus?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:38 pm 
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Yeah, I guess Galactus wouldn't have much of a chance.

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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:51 pm 
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Galacticus would be Taft's appetizer.


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 Post subject: Happy International "Feed Taft" Day!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:56 pm 
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I wondered about that! That's why I asked.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:55 pm 
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Uncle Twitchy wrote:
Galacticus would be Taft's appetizer.


If Galactus would even qualify as an appetizer, he might be a bread crust in the mighty appetite that is Taft.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:21 am 
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This is true.

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