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 Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:29 am 
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They're cute, and they're preparing for war

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:35 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:37 am 
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There aren't enough of them left to do too much harm. I'd only be worried if I lived in Borneo.

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 Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:41 am 
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That meddlin kid wrote:
I'd only be worried if I lived in Borneo.

I planned on moving to Borneo next month. Now I'm reconsidering.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:48 am 
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Eric W.H. Taft wrote:
That meddlin kid wrote:
I'd only be worried if I lived in Borneo.

I planned on moving to Borneo next month. Now I'm reconsidering.


Just stay near the coast. If you have to go inland, carry a rifle and make sure Bear Grylls is along for the journey.

I always thought the main problem in Borneo was the headhunters anyway.

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Everything I know about headhunters I learned from Gilligan's Island.


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 Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all
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Eric W.H. Taft wrote:
Everything I know about headhunters I learned from Gilligan's Island.


Then you know not to carelessly beat drums where they can hear you, or you might accidentally declare war on them. They get very excited about that.

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 Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:54 am 
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That meddlin kid wrote:
Eric W.H. Taft wrote:
Everything I know about headhunters I learned from Gilligan's Island.


Then you know not to carelessly beat drums where they can hear you, or you might accidentally declare war on them. They get very excited about that.

All very true. This is why I'm leaving my drums at home when I move. I know not the drum language of the headhunters.

I do, however, know how to make an mp3 player out of coconuts and palm leaves.


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 Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all
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That's a euphemism, right?


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 Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:58 am 
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Seriously, though, that Orangutan is using a spear to hunt fish.


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Not to worry -- the orangutans are teachers and politicians. It's the gorillas you have to keep your eye on. They're the military caste.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:41 am 
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The image is part of a series taken for a new book, The Thinkers Of The Jungle, which also includes the first photograph of an orangutan swimming.



Very Cool.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:46 am 
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So not only do they have weapons, they have a navy now, too.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:52 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:56 am 
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Uncle Twitchy wrote:
Not to worry -- the orangutans are teachers and politicians. It's the gorillas you have to keep your eye on. They're the military caste.


:yay: I was thinking the exact same thing, Twitch!

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Give an orangutan a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.

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