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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:18 pm 
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Each of these fictional lawyers would defeat Steinbrenner so thoroughly that he would be left lying on the floor of the courtroom in a fetal position, weeping copiously and considering other careers.

It's undeniable

Perry Mason
Matt Murdock
Ben Matlock
Harmon Rabb
Bobby Donnell
Denny Crane
Atticus Finch
Jack McCoy
Jennifer Walters
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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:19 pm 
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Agreed.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:21 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:28 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
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Also, Steinbrenner could not beat:

Hilary Fluff
The Olsen Twins
Britney Spears' Babysitter
Baby Wiggle
Madonna
The kid next door
Kindergarden class bully
Steinbrenner himself
Grade 1 geek
Grade 2 nerd

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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:57 am 
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...his feet in the Mississippi mud.


Which is a shame, as I understand it's a real treat to do so.


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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:58 am 
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You people are obsessed with me, just let me be one of the crowd.

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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:31 am 
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Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
I am a complete and total attention-whore, I don't ever want to be just one of the crowd.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:34 am 
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Fraxon! wrote:
Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
I am a complete and total attention-whore, I don't ever want to be just one of the crowd.

:ohyes:


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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:35 am 
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Says the guy with 114,000 posts ;)

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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:41 am 
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Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
You people are obsessed with me, just let me be one of the crowd.


:drama:

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HA! I never knew what that smiley was good for but that's perfect.


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Babar. He would not beat Babar.

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HA! I never knew what that smiley was good for but that's perfect.


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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:39 pm 
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This thread has made me realize what the world needs:

A Boston Lega/Harvey Birdman crossover.

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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:05 pm 
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...another man's meat.

Or so he claims.


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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:22 pm 
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Who the heck promoted Steinbrenner to "general?" And just what army has he served in? :evil:


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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:24 pm 
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Linda promoted me, thank you very much. She even called me "sir."

As for the second question, that's classified son.

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 Post subject: Steinbrenner would not beat
PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:04 am 
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Rob Steinbrenner wrote:
You people are obsessed with me, just let me be one of the crowd.


I agree. An unhealthy obsession even.

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