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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:00 pm 
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Ok, Reese Witherspoon is slowly gliding into Will Smith territory.

Reese Witherspoon's repressed cheerleader personality is grinding on my last nerve. So please, PLEASE help stop this horror of all horrors. The sacchrin-sweet, perfect complexion smiles are really affecting every aspect of my life.

PLEASE IMWANers. HELP! :food2:


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:01 pm 
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I find her quite attractive.

I haven't seen any of her movies since CRUEL INTENTIONS, though, so if she's gotten more annoying since then, I appreciate the warning, David.


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:06 pm 
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I liked the first Legally Blond flick... and Election was great... liked her well enough in Walk The Line...

However, I question her depths as an actor and... I'm scared of her chin.

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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:09 pm 
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I like both Will Smith and Reese Witherspoon a lot. I will see almost anything Will Smith is in. So, I guess I'm not going to be any help to you, and in fact with thwart you at every turn. :lol:


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:16 pm 
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She earned lots of good will from me for Walk the Line. Positively radiant.

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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:18 pm 
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She's a very cute actress.

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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:20 pm 
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Ask me about the 20 Brotoro Shower.

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Bring it Jeff...A pox on your houses, you too Jimbo. I guess you don't comprehend the pure, concentrated evil that IS Reese Witherspoon.

Really, how difficult is it to play a Valley-Girl archetype. And Johnny Cash's WIFE? Come on...that's a B-movie role in the making. And the only radiant thing about Reese Witherspoon is her sadistic radiant microwaves of goodness that threaten to turn ever blonde/bleach blonde into a 'Reese wannabe.' Just like Will Smith, her unmitigated and uncontrollable spunk and personality is almost surrealistically alluring and repugnant all at once.

Now, when those two pair up for a movie, that my friends is the final sign of the Apocalypse.


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:49 pm 
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Reese Witherspoon is ok. Not great, but not a bad actor. Too bad about her chin though...otherwise, she doesn't bother me a bit. :ohyes:



But, OH, that chin! :o :shock:

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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:50 pm 
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Ask me about the 20 Brotoro Shower.

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GRRRRR...her chin is a completely separate issue! It has it's own orbit!


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:51 pm 
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Will Smith and Reese Witherspoon are starring in a remake of BONNIE AND CLYDE next year, Dave.

Sorry.


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:52 pm 
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Frank L. Sisko wrote:
Will Smith and Reese Witherspoon are starring in a remake of BONNIE AND CLYDE next year, Dave.

Sorry.


I hear Reese is playing Clyde. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:08 pm 
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Ask me about the 20 Brotoro Shower.

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next thing you know they'll be asking me to drive them to the airport.


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:00 pm 
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Dave Tripper wrote:
next thing you know they'll be asking me to drive them to the airport.


Hey Dave, we've got a little favor to ask of ya... :twisted:

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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:17 pm 
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We had a PACT!


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:30 pm 
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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:35 pm 
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Ask me about the 20 Brotoro Shower.

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o sweet mercy!


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:01 pm 
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I agree - she is quite loathsome.


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:02 pm 
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Yes! John!


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 Post subject: Reese Witherspoon must be stopped!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:41 pm 
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She just seems so fake - her perkiness is just an act. All that aw shucks crap just seems disingenious to me.


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