Avoiding the obvious.

"Chubby ... rain!"

A recent favorite of mine, from The Prestige:

"You never understood, why we did this. The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces... "

"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." Rocky Horror

"Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I've encountered in my travels, his was the most...human." Star Trek II

"You're the greatest lover I've ever had."
"I practice a lot when I'm alone." Love and Death

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!" Batman

Please. I could fill a hundred pages of this all by myself.

1. George C. Scott's opening monologue in the movie Patton.

2. Elasti-Girl: "Everbody's special, Dash."
Dash: "Which is the same thing as saying 'nobody is.'"

3. From Team America: World Police...
"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

"I got news for you buddy, you're leading Jack & s#!t, and Jack just left."

"And then my hand went bad, and I had to cut it off at the wrist."

"Funny thing, killin' a man. You take away everything he has and everything he ever will have."-- Unforgiven

"Match me, Sid." Burt Lancaster asking sycophant Tony Curtis to light him a cigarette in "The Sweet Smell of Success".

"We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing!"

James Earl Jones in SNEAKERS, reacting to a wish for peace on Earth, and goodwill toward men.

"Gentlemen, there will be no fighting in the War Room!"

The Godfather II, Michael Corleone: 'If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.'

From the Crow
Eric Draven: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

"Now I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead!"- Mal Johnson in Silverado

The water guy in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome after Max runs the geiger counter over his tank: "What's a litte fallout!"

It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.
-Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall, As Good As It Gets

Those aren't pillows!

Just a flesh wound!

But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power converters!

OK, these aren't favorite lines, but they amuse the hell out of me. Who can name the movies? Or really, who can't?

Planes Trains & Automobiles
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Star Wars

(Just getting in before Frank.....)

"Maroon car my ass. This montherfucker's red."

"You will die like dogs."

"I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this."

"Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car. "

"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

"28 days... six hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end."

"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou."

"My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" "

"There! Evil, PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!"

"So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!"

1) Used Cars

2) Three Amigos

3) Necessary Roughness

(On the phone...)

"Hello? Yes, there's a Transformer out in our back yard..."

Or something like that.