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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:27 am 
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Riddle me this
Riddle me that
What is the answer
You pointy earred Bat
Which President
Wore the Biggest Hat?



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The one with the biggest head!!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:27 am 
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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:39 am 
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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:56 am 
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Riddle me this, Batman: there are two men onboard a boat with three cigarettes and no matches. How do they smoke?

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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:07 am 
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A: They don't, because smoking is stupid.

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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:20 am 
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Judge WAN wrote:
Riddle me this, Batman: there are two men onboard a boat with three cigarettes and no matches. How do they smoke?


They use a zippo lighter? :P


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:31 pm 
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Throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter

Why is a quarrel like a bargain?


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:06 pm 
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DaJean wrote:
Throw one cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter

:thumbsup:

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Why is a quarrel like a bargain?


Because it takes two to make it.

Riddle me this: When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train?

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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:34 pm 
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:D When it is two to two





What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:38 pm 
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A sparrow with a machine gun



What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common?

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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:02 pm 
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Bells ring out
Curtains ring down
Twins are perfect ringers
Hair comes in Ringlets


What is most alluring when it's lowest or highest;
When it's in the air or in a hole;
When it's served you yet you can't touch it?


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:05 pm 
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Judge WAN wrote:
A sparrow with a machine gun



What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common?


Bells ring out, curtains ring down, twins are perfect ringers, hair comes in ringlets.

What kind of machine has ears?


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:17 pm 
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DaJean wrote:
Bells ring out
Curtains ring down
Twins are perfect ringers
Hair comes in Ringlets


What is most alluring when it's lowest or highest;
When it's in the air or in a hole;
When it's served you yet you can't touch it?


An enchanting ace. :thumbsup:

When is a man drowned, but still not wet?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:23 pm 
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Chris wrote:
Judge WAN wrote:
A sparrow with a machine gun



What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common?


Bells ring out, curtains ring down, twins are perfect ringers, hair comes in ringlets.

What kind of machine has ears?


A train has engineers.

When is a door not a door? (My personal favorite BTW)

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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:44 pm 
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:lol: when it is ajar

If you look at all the number's on my face
You won't find 13 anyplace


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:00 pm 
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Why is a woman in love like a welder?


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:09 pm 
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Judge WAN wrote:
DaJean wrote:
Bells ring out
Curtains ring down
Twins are perfect ringers
Hair comes in Ringlets


What is most alluring when it's lowest or highest;
When it's in the air or in a hole;
When it's served you yet you can't touch it?


An enchanting ace. :thumbsup:

When is a man drowned, but still not wet?


Missed one.... :D

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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:50 pm 
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oopsy...
Sorry I missed that one

When is a man drowned, but still not wet?

When he is trapped in quicksand!
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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:53 pm 
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Thanks for all the fun today
Hope everyone enjoys keeping this going for a bit

One last one from for the day... from me at least

What is the chilliest 12 inches in the world?


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:56 pm 
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DaJean wrote:
Why is a woman in love like a welder?


Because she makes the sparks fly?

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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:50 am 
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Audra Franklin wrote:
Why is a woman in love like a welder?

Because she makes the sparks fly?



Answer:
They Both carry a torch.


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 Post subject: Riddle me this
PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:58 am 
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DaJean wrote:
What is the chilliest 12 inches in the world?


Cold feet!

How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 ft deep?

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