J.J. McQuade





Molly: I did'nt know you took days off.
J.J. McQuade: Hi Molly.
Molly: Where you've been stranger?
J.J. McQuade: I've been real busy'
Molly: Oboy, same old trouble huh?
J.J. McQuade: My kind of trouble does'nt take vacations.


vs


Rocky Balboa





Rocky: You stop this fight, I'll kill ya'!

Rocky: Cut me, Mick.

Clubber Lang: I'm the baddest man in the world.
Rocky Balboa: You don't look so bad to me.

Rocky Balboa: You ain't so bad, you ain't so bad, you ain't nothin'. C'mon, champ, hit me in the face! My mom hits harder than you!



Can the Lone Wolf defeat the Italian Stallion? Voting goes until Sunday night.

Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!

Rocky would win, but not until the sequel.

Rocky's ability to take as many shots to the head and keep coming like a movie monster makes him the winner.

Plus, his healing factor. He healed from blindness in the eye, he healed from brain damage. He can heal from anything

BTW, are these "This guy is cooler/I like him better" or "This guy would kick the other guy's ass?"

Rocky would beat the crap out of that guy - then make him eat the cowboy hat.

I think its up to each of you to answer that question for yourself. Both of them make up what a makes a tough guy a tough guy.

Cool.

Then there is no wrong answer

Unless you pick McQuade

This must be the only place on the Internet where Chuck Norris doesn't win.

You people have obviously never seen "Lone Wolf McQuade".

They obviously haven't, Rocky can't handle J.J. McQuade.

"A Texas Ranger once kicked out my fathers' teeth. Are you going to kick out my teeth, Texas Ranger?"

Hey, I like Rocky better and he's cooler in my book. I asked for a clarification, and got one from the boss man

Rocky goes to the body and crushes Chuck Norris. He beats Dolph Lundgren who's a kickboxing champ and olympic athlete, he can beat Chuck. We love ya Rock!

I agree!

Norris would whip all kinds of Rocky ass.
Then Rocky would go heal up, practice, then come back in the next movie and turn Mr Ranger into chop-meat.
McQuade wins with the proviso it's only just this once.

Chuck would use Rocky as a practice dummy. Adrian would be picking his battered body off the floor.

You people are insane. First you mess up the Swayze vote, and now you're going to mess up the Rocky vote. Microbrains!

I asked in the Riggs/Bourne thread. He said it was up to us, as either one makes a tough guy.

This one clearly hasn't gotten enough votes

For what it's worth, I intended to vote for Rocky but accidentally hit McQuade.

I can't believe we have so many communists who would vote against Rocky.

Rocky had his swollen eye slit with a razor blade just so he could keep fighting.

He kept getting up when beaten.

He pounded raw meat.

He worked for a loan shark-but didn't break the guys thumb

He came back even though he was blind in one eye.

He beat Mr. T. and Hulk Hogan in the same movie.

He beat a steroid crazed Russian monster.

He came back from brain damage to beat John Wayne's nephew

He healed from his brain damage to fight at 60 in the ring.

He ended the cold war with victory for the United States,

What more does the man have to do to prove he's the ultimate tough guy.

You should face the death penalty.

Do I have to remind you that McQuade was buried alive in his truck and still survived(true, he needed beer, but who doesn't), you do the same thing to Rocky, and you got one dead fighter.