This seems appropriate for Squirrel Weekend, so here I go:

So, my dog loves to chase after rabbits, squirrels, birds, large insects - you get the idea (though he's not really chasing after them, since he's on a six foot leash). If he sees a rabbit in some bushes, he'll look in every bush for the remainder of our walk. Same with squirrels - if he sees a squirrel in a tree, he looks up in every tree until we get home.

Anyhow, today he trees a squirrel, and the squirrel decides to sit just out of reach and taunt him (usually they run out of sight). Taunts him! I've never seen a squirrel do that before. Needless to say, he was not a happy little bear, and lost his damn fool mind trying to climb that tree.

So I gave him an extra helping of doggy ice cream when we got home, to make up for the insult.

The end.

The squirrels that inhabit our back yard have long since figured out that Grommit is blind, so they don't even run when he goes out anymore.

Nut eatin' little f*ckers....

A moose once bit my sister.

(Oops, gotta lay down awhile after reading the Monty Python thread.)