What are some unique challenges that Jack Kirby's characters might face in their day-to-day lives?

Doctor Doom going to the bathroom.

OMAC getting a haircut?

Their squared off fingers have trouble picking up loose change.

Let's JUST say that some people MIGHT have issues WITH the way they talk.

This seems like an exaggeration.

That's sheer poetry.

And good advice. One should always remember to not rattle our gonads in other peoples ears.

A bit preachy. It would be more effective to show the gonads rattling in the ears, rather than just telling us about them.

I agree with this, and I also think a Kirby Dodo bird and three-toed horse should also have been shown for the sake of clarity. Thanks.

Also, here's another example of how The King* could write seamlessly flowing, naturalistic dialogue. No one else but The King* could've written this. No one.
















* Now...and then, as well.

Boom Tubes appearing in your home,letting in characters at the most inopportune times.

It's worst when it happens at your house, all right, but even if you're just in the neighborhood you have to deal with the annoying "BOOM!" It's enough to rattle one's windows. And gonads.

Who knew they had tigers on Apokolips.

Battle Cat-sized tigers too, IIRC. Must be some connection somewhere.