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Jimbo
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits  Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:57 pm |
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The Pope of Pop!
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Thought of this when "BUOYS" showed up in today's crossword puzzle.
Timothy--The Buoys (cannibalism)
Luka--Suzanne Vega (child abuse)
D.O.A.--Bloodrock (narrating one's own gruesome death)
Voices Carry--Til Tuesday (spousal abuse)
Mary Jane's Last Dance--Tom Petty (necrophilia, at least if you go by the video)
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Walter P
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:26 pm |
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Yes...my real name is Steve..REALLY! ;)
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"The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot (sinking freighter)
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RobertSwanderson
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 1:49 pm |
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Bigger and Better!
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Every song by Billy Idol - (Masturbation)
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CO kid
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:30 pm |
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Horse with No Name - America (dehydrating & hallucinating in the desert)
Aqualung - Jethro Tull (homeless guy salivating over prepubescent schoolyard girls)
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Larry
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:44 pm |
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Turning Japanese- The Vapors (masturbation)
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alantig
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:48 pm |
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Puppy Monkey Alan!
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Shannon - Henry Gross (Carl Wilson's dead dog)
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Renny
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:58 pm |
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The Last Hippie
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pictures of lily - the who - masturbation
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Invisible Pedestrian
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:47 pm |
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Seeing as we're only going by Top 40 hits and not just any tracks, what comes to mind is...
Blue Oyster Cult-Don't Fear The Reaper (doomed lovers in a suicide pact)
The Police-Every Breath You take (deranged, jilted lover, turned stalker and most definitely NOT a love song)
Genesis-Abacab (your guess is as good as mine. The title refers to the three parts of the song A, B and C but not the lyrics)
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Hank
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:54 pm |
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Good Stuff, Maynard!
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I Predict A Riot - Kaiser Chiefs - police brutality, civil unrest
Senses Working Overtime - XTC - sensory overload
Race For The Prize - Flaming Lips - the polio vaccine
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Hank
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:57 pm |
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Good Stuff, Maynard!
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Walking On A Thin Line - Huey Lewis & The News - PTSD among veterans
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TS Garp
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 3:59 pm |
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Manchester City Fan
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Relax- Frankie Goes to Hollywood, not coming too soon during a blow job.
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Hank
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:19 pm |
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Good Stuff, Maynard!
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New York Mining Disaster, 1941 - Bee Gees - a mine accident
Yellow Submarine - The Beatles - an aquatic mobile commune
Brick - Ben Folds Five - teen abortion
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Charles
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:34 pm |
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Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
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Cherokee Nation - Paul Revere & The Raiders
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JohnG
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 5:41 pm |
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Walk On The Wild Side/ Lou Reed.......one of the most down and dirty hits ever.
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Hank
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:11 pm |
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Good Stuff, Maynard!
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Hank wrote: Yellow Submarine - The Beatles - an aquatic mobile commune On that note: Paperback Writer - a hack putting out pulp fiction Eleanor Rigby - an elderly spinster dies and nobody cares Penny Lane - Hustle and bustle of a city street Strawberry Fields Forever - getting high in a park Help! - seeking treatment for depression
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Dr. Chris Evil
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:27 pm |
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Pure Evil Gold!!
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Jimbo wrote: Mary Jane's Last Dance--Tom Petty (necrophilia, at least if you go by the video) Because smoking pot is bad on TV, but necrophilia's okey-dokey.
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:35 pm |
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Ode To Billie Joe -- Bobbie Gentry Snoopy Versus The Red Baron -- Royal Guradsmen Lola -- Kinks ("I'm glad I'm a man and so's Lola...") A Boy Named Sue -- Johnny Cash Hair -- The Cowsills (I guess I'm "of an era....  )
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Hank
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:35 pm |
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Good Stuff, Maynard!
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Turn It On Again - Genesis - finding companionship through TV
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Robert Meagher
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:08 pm |
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Running Bear - Johnny Preston (double suicide)
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:11 pm |
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Pow-Lo
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"Every Breath You Take" (voyeurism and obsession)
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Paulo
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:12 pm |
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"She Bop" (masturbation)
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alantig
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Post subject: Unlikely Topics for Top 40 Hits Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 11:48 pm |
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Puppy Monkey Alan!
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How many more masturbations songs before we no longer consider it an "unlikely" topic?
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Alan
"This is a true story, except for the parts that didn't happen." - Steven Wright
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