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Linda
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft  Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:10 pm |
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Eric will be back at IMWAN either today or tomorrow.
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Edward J. Cunningham
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:45 pm |
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IMWAN needs a Taft!
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Great! We're going to need him in a few weeks! 
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Arvid Spejare
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:54 pm |
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"Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts." 
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Pope Krysak
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:18 pm |
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Pontifex of the Ridiculous
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He sure missed a lot this week.
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Junkie Luv
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:40 pm |
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As dull and repetitive as they are
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Linda wrote: Eric will be back at IMWAN either today or tomorrow. But Taft's stomach will get here tonight!
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Frank L. Sisko
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:40 pm |
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Emissary to the Prophets
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I really like Eric.
That is all.
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Mark
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:47 pm |
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How does
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I really liked Eric.
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"I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%?"
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Bubbles
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:19 pm |
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Taft is back.
Welcome back Taft!
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Refractory innuendos
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:27 pm |
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Hiya, folks.
I don't know if I put on 10 pounds while I was away, but it sure does feel that way. I ate more fish than a Guy Who Eats A Lot Of Fish. Sitting here in my computer chair, my ass spread out on it like a map of Europe, once again staring at a computer monitor ...
Ahhh, it feels good to be lazy again after a long week of ... well, of being lazy. But this is that cozy kind of lazy you can only get at home.
Also, I missed my cat.
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Chris
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:43 pm |
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Ok Jay. Give him back his cat.
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"Ordinarily, I agree with Chris" - Uncle Twitchy
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Dave Toxik
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:45 pm |
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Mr. Eh?
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Marcus
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:02 pm |
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Rob Steinbrenner
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:05 pm |
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Put on ten pounds?
taft cannot possibly get any bigger, can he? without things starting to orbit him???
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I apologize for the above post.
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Jojobean
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:27 pm |
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Thrupppp!
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Welcome home Eric!
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:40 pm |
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Hi, folks! I go back to work in the morning. Pour me a beer!
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Edward J. Cunningham
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:01 pm |
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IMWAN needs a Taft!
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Rob Steinbrenner wrote: Put on ten pounds?
taft cannot possibly get any bigger, can he? without things starting to orbit him??? I thought that was what we, his entourage, was already doing!
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Dave Toxik
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:09 pm |
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Mr. Eh?
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Who's the imwan-posting dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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Dave Toxik
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:10 pm |
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Mr. Eh?
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The word dick used for rhyming purposes only - may not reflect author's personal feelings regarding Eric.
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:19 pm |
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Dave Toxik wrote: The word dick used for rhyming purposes only - may not reflect author's personal feelings regarding Eric. Though it might. 
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Dave Toxik
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:25 pm |
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Mr. Eh?
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Well, yeah. But I thought the ambiguity covered my ass enough.
Still, no one has responded to the lyric.
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Ben Reilly Taft
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:03 am |
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Indeed.
Taft has returned.
Fourscore and twenty minutes ago, our ForeWANkers set forth upon this corner of the internet to bring about and around and into the world, the birth of a new nation - a nation of the heart, a nation of the mind, and a nation of the taste buds and gastric juices.
Not a nation defined by borders, quarantine officials with wandering hands, or a nation flooded by cheap, imported action figures; but a nation in which all peoples of the world could rejoice in their love of the finer things in life. Such as cheap, imported action figures, just to name one example.
And comic books. Not to mention music, YouTube videos and the hearty good fellowship enjoyed by those who partake in the colllecting of cheap, imported action figures. In moderation, naturally. One should always collect responsibly.
And so, then, in conclusion, let me say this -
We, as IMWANkers, are truly blessed upon the face of the internet. For we are the few, the proud, the....well, not really mutants....but we are all united by our love of the obscure and the unusual. We have all borne witness to the very strangest aspects of popular culture, and have supped upon this strange fruit as if 'twere the very nectar of the Gods.
Go forward, gentle IMWANkers, and spread far the seeds of this strangeness. Spread it, that it may enliven the hearts of all who complain online about what they've done to Captain Such-and-Such and the Amazing Whatsisname; for these are our sisters, brothers, cousins, clones, etc, in unusualness.
Peace be with you.
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Brotoro
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Post subject: The triumphant return of Taft Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:01 am |
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Friendly, Furry, Ellipsoidal
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I'm waiting for the new Sorah to show up.
Oh...and still waiting for Twitchy.
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