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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 11:21 am 
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Is he just too uptight?

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 11:25 am 
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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 11:41 am 
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Uhh, because his Utility Belt has a bat-antidote for every affliction? Even I know that!

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 3:05 pm 
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Hitman once got ill on Batman. Bet Penguin never did that.

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:30 pm 
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I think you know what time it is.

It's Time To Get Ill.

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:42 pm 
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Do you have a license for that?

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:47 pm 
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Batman's totally ill.

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:19 pm 
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He may be ill. He's spending a lot of time in the Bat-room.


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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 6:40 pm 
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It reminds him of Joe Ch-ill.


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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:02 pm 
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I guess he's like Daredevil, the other supposedly merely mortal hero who somehow keeps going despite having been beaten up, shot, stabbed, having his back broken, etc. every couple of issues for decades. He has a mutant healing factor they don't ever talk about.

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:03 pm 
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Not to mention all those KOs and concussions he's suffered. Amazing that he's not Bat-punch-drunk.


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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:06 pm 
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For the record I did not mean "ill" as in "infirmed," I meant "ill" as in the way it is defined in most Urban Dictionary entries.

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:30 pm 
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This changes everything.


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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:35 pm 
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I think you meant to say:

Spoiler: show
GAME.


Spoiler: show
HITLER!

I mean CHANGER. Yeah. CHANGER.

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 Post subject: Why doesn't Batman get ill?
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 3:07 pm 
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Bubbles wrote:
For the record I did not mean "ill" as in "infirmed," I meant "ill" as in the way it is defined in most Urban Dictionary entries.


Maybe it's because Bruce Wayne's mother wasn't shot to death by Joe Chill but rather died prematurely from cirrhosis of the liver, and thus he is terrified of getting drunk?


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