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 Post subject: The Doot Movie Is Going To Suck -- If It ever Happens
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 1:49 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:14 pm 
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 Post subject: The Doot Movie Is Going To Suck -- If It ever Happens
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:38 pm 
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Will there be any free tickets?

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:39 pm 
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Go ahead..I dare ya!

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:44 pm 
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Will it be a musical?

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 Post subject: The Doot Movie Is Going To Suck -- If It ever Happens
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 5:43 pm 
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Yes.

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:25 pm 
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The origin story got muddled.

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 Post subject: The Doot Movie Is Going To Suck -- If It ever Happens
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:25 pm 
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With mint leaves, I think.

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 Post subject: The Doot Movie Is Going To Suck -- If It ever Happens
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 6:50 pm 
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I think they could just allude to the origin via a few flashbacks.

The movie shouldn't actually start in the beginning. Only hack writers do that. Every story that has ever started at the beginning was written by a hack.


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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 7:14 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 7:31 pm 
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Ocean Doot wrote:
I think they could just allude to the origin via a few flashbacks.

The movie shouldn't actually start in the beginning. Only hack writers do that. Every story that has ever started at the beginning was written by a hack.

Start at the end. Then flashback to the middle. Once there, you flash back to the beginning. Then you move forward to the end again.


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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 10:14 pm 
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Have a lot of big boobed virgins.


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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 10:16 pm 
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TS Garp wrote:
Have a lot of big booted virgins.

Garpy's a foot fetishist.





... not that there's anything wrong with that.


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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 10:27 pm 
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Damn auto correct.

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 Post subject: The Doot Movie Is Going To Suck -- If It ever Happens
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 10:34 pm 
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TS Garp wrote:
Have a lot of big boobed virgins.


Just so everybody can enjoy it like I did, this originally said, "Have a lot of big booted virgins."

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Despite what it actually said I read it as "big boobed" anyways. I guess it was just a trick of the mind.

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Li'l Jay wrote:
TS Garp wrote:
Have a lot of big boobed virgins.


Just so everybody can enjoy it like I did, this originally said, "Have a lot of big booted virgins."

I think most virgins do wear big boots, so that should be easy.

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Hanzo the Razor wrote:
Ocean Doot wrote:
I think they could just allude to the origin via a few flashbacks.

The movie shouldn't actually start in the beginning. Only hack writers do that. Every story that has ever started at the beginning was written by a hack.

Start at the end. Then flashback to the middle. Once there, you flash back to the beginning. Then you move forward to the end again.

Rinse. Repeat.

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 12:10 am 
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 2:01 am 
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Hanzo the Razor wrote:
Ocean Doot wrote:
I think they could just allude to the origin via a few flashbacks.

The movie shouldn't actually start in the beginning. Only hack writers do that. Every story that has ever started at the beginning was written by a hack.

Start at the end. Then flashback to the middle. Once there, you flash back to the beginning. Then you move forward to the end again.


They told me that was the way to go.

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2012 4:49 am 
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TS Garp wrote:
Have a lot of big boobed virgins.


A very good idea.


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