If the kids are misbehaving and you need something to put a good scare into them, then this is what you want:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J10ERE/?tag=imwan-20Yes, that's right! The Superman Ultimate Collector's Edition from Warner Home Video!
If you go to Disc 13 (Oooo! Disc
13! Pretty Scary, huh, kids?!) and click on
The Mythology of Superman, you'll see clips of various folk discussing the Man of Steel...including such comics folks as Paul Levitz, Dan Didio, Marv Wolfman, and -- ulp! -- Yours Truly!
Just freeze the frame on ol' Uncle Rog's kisser!
Plant the kids in front of the tube...
Hit play!
And watch them shrink back in horror as my raspy tones echo from the speakers.
Then, tell 'em that you'll play it again if they don't straighten up and fly right!
...all right, I kid.
It was an honor to be asked to take part in the extras for this collection, And -- full disclosure time here -- getting a free copy just made it all the sweeter. I'm gonna be months getting through all the extras in this package.
If you get a copy, let me know how you liked it. (Or not.)
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!
-- Uncle Rog