During Taft's term, we have had the Supey Woopey thread go loopy. We have been treated to daily accounts of defecation (or the lack thereof). And Taft even pitted brother against brother by senseless battling of great movie against great movie.

It's time for autocaps on long threads, so the board doesn't crash.

It's time for something other than daily doses of crap.

It's time for something to unite us, not divide us.

It's time for a Wild Drunken Party

I'm President Taylor and I approved this message.

Well, it's noon and I'm three beers in, so this is the party for me.

Hmmmm.... Wild Drunken Party....

As I currently engaged in a 'War on Taft!' I am interested to hear more of your objectives. I will not endorse you at this time but I will say I am curious. What are you views on the death of Taft? Should Taft's death be painful? Have you ever been lodged in a bathtub like Taft? These answers are very important to me and the future of the free world.

Best regards,

Pope Krysak

Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing at my death, but that's a funny line of questioning.

Wide angle lens and extreme close up.


History will be the judge.


Only once, but I was in there with my corpulent wife.


Then the end is near. Let's have a party!

It's War!! Death to the enemy is what it's all about.

I will now officially give my support to Taylor!! He is the person to lead us into the future. Taylor! Taylor! Taylor!

How many elections do I have to win around here before you people give up?

I have to say, the Wild Drunken Party ticket -concept- is hard to go up against. It appeals all too much to the uneducated, drunken crowd that IMWAN seems to pull in.

This should be interesting.

Aren't you supposed to be one of us? Isn't it time for the Wild Drunken Party‽

How tasteless! Your cheap pandering won't work here, Taylor! Well, it will work on me, but not on anyone else! They're too smart to fall for the (shockingly awesome good times of a) Wild Drunken Party‽ After all, who but the most shallow of people would want to "enjoy" a Wild Drunken Party‽ Not me! (Well, yes, me.) You lose again!

Ooooooooh. Burned him with the facts!! That's why he's our President Taylor!!

If there's drunkenness, I am totally in.

I'm from the Midwest (originally); of course there's drunkenness.

I think Taft has met his match. Taylor has utilized the core voting base of IMWAN. And his anti-Taft ways even appeal to a person like myself who does not care for wild, drunken parties. Taylor is a uniter, not a divider. Taft has burned too many bridges. The only choice is Taylor.

I did not know that Midwesterners were known for their drunkenness, but then, I DID learn to drink in Chicago...

Harry Carry
The Drew Carey Show
Milwaukee (home of Miller)
St. Louis (home of Anheiser Busch)

I rest my case.

Lately, there have been many divisions in IMWAN.

I blame this on Taft's leadership, or lack thereof.

Can Taylor bring us back together?

If so, he'll have my vote. We should do a poll, in which both parties make their case to the voters-which is us.

I'd rather party, dude, but whatever.

I'll stick with Taft then. He's not afraid of polls.

Besides, Taft may have got stuck in a bathtub, but at least he didn't die from eating bad cherries. What a wimp.

But he does appear to be afraid of a Wild Drunken Party!
I think it's time we all joined the Wild Drunken Party!

Did I mention I have Twister?