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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:45 pm 
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I'm with the band (in a decidedly non-Pamela DesBarres way) on this one.

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John Elway Sounds A Sour Note About Band With Same Name
Friday, May 27, 2011 3:12 pmWritten by: Max Thompson

With the NFL lockout in full swing, John Elway must really be bored.

Somehow Elway -- the Denver Broncos vice president and Hall-of-Fame quarterback -- became aware of the Fort Collins, Colo., punk band "Elway," and decided he's just not cool with the group using his surname.

The Broncos legend’s lawyer has requested that the band change its name, but stopped short of suing or issuing a cease and desist order.

The band, to its credit, was mostly amused. In a statement released via punknews.org, the band acknowledged the letter and suggested Elway had better things to do in the wake of the Broncos' disastrous 2010 season.

"We have no intention of changing the name again. We love the name, regardless of what connotations are inferred by the listener. Surely, if the Dead Kennedys could become one of punk's most popular bands without incurring litigation, Elway can keep their moniker and continue making so-so music for our dozens of fans to enjoy."

Score a point for Elway -- the band, that is. And now the group has now received more press than it ever would have had Elway minded his own business. There have to be quite a few people perusing the band's MySpace site, rocking out to songs like "Wolf Shirt," which to be honest, isn't a bad little jam.

Anyway, it's better than anything Elway or his team have produced in the last year. Maybe he's jealous.


Douche. Bag.

If anyone at the NFL had a sense of humor, guess who'd be doing the Super Bowl halftime show next year (if there is one - a Super Bowl, that is, although the rapture fraud is from Colorado....).

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 12:01 am 
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He was overrated anyway as a QB.


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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 1:11 am 
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I detest him for refusing to play for the Colts when drafted. Who knows what might have happened....maybe he would have turned around their fortunes and they never would have left Baltimore.

No respect for him, Eli Manning, Eric Lindros, or anyone else who manipulates where they play.

I have friends in Denver who last year were calling Jay Cutler a crybaby for demanding his way out of Denver....and I reply telling them that that's how they got Elway.

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 6:05 am 
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Looks like that new supergroup Montana is doomed. :D

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 8:48 am 
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Why oh why did I rush over here with this link, as if I'd be first? LOL!!!

....I'm not going to top John's Montana line, though. I just can't come up with a truly funny
way to name a punk band for Michael Vick (that isn't just excruciating bad taste/ doesn't flow). Granted, I tried for all of a full minute I will never have again.

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 4:11 pm 
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BTW, am I the only one who remembers Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (formerly Lew Alcindor) of the Lakers suing Karim Abdul-Jabbar (formerly Sharmon Shah) of the Miami Dolphins?


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Wasn't there some sort of legal battle back in the 80's between Megadeth and another metal band named Megadeath?


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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 11:03 pm 
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The Man In Black gave his blessing to a band calling themselves The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash.

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PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2011 11:59 pm 
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Let us not forget that the reason why Michael Douglas had to have his name listed in the credits as MICHAEL Douglas is because of Mike Douglas.


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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2011 12:11 am 
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And the reason Michael Douglas is in the credits as Michael Keaton is because of Michael Douglas, who's Michael Douglas because of Mike Douglas.

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