Why isn't there a Frankenstein's Day?

No, really. I WANna know!

Because then we'd have to give up Gorilla Suit Day.

And I don't want to live in a world without Gorilla Suit Day.

(It's next Wednesday, BTW)

Because no one wants to dress up like a 19th century scientist.

but I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A 19TH CENTURY SCIENTIST!!!

You can celebrate it every year just after you light the Christmas tree for the first time. In your most perfect Colin Clive impersonation shout:

"Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE! Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!"

immediately after throwing the light switch. What better time to memorialize Frankenstein then after you rig a large, green, dead lifeform with electricity?

Unless you're Jewish. Then you're screwed.

I think you should dress up like Mary Shelley

Who says? I already do.

Nice cravat.

*whew* It's obvious you aren't watching my webcam

Shouldn't it be St. Frankenstein's Day?

You mean it isn't?

When did Miguelito Loveless grow so tall?

Yeah, laugh now. When I take over the world, though...