Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Watch Porn & Masturbate At Work
Dodai Stewart —How do you relieve stress and anxiety when you're on the job? Do some online window shopping? Hit up the vending machine for some chocolate? Take a smoke break? One Brazilian woman masturbates. Eighteen times a day.

Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old accountant, has a chemical imbalance. She suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She finds that masturbating helps… for a little while. According to Guanabee, Bezerra explains:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Now Bezerra has seen a doctor, and she's medicated, so she doesn't need to jill off as often. But she still needs to. And she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during the workday. A few weeks ago she won her case, which means she can reach orgasm at work as often as she requires — and use her work computer to look at porn. And since happy employees are more productive, Bezerra is probably the best accountant in Brazil.

IT must replace a lot of sticky keyboards!
47 times a day? when does she get her work done? someone should audit her output...to make sure it meets all generally accepted accounting principles.

Wow...so many things that could be said here, none of which are really appropriate or called for. Being an Acct/Finance guy, I'm all about GAAP, but this one is definitely new to me. I wonder if we can get someone to do a white paper on this?

That must be really painfull!!!! (If true).

I'm off to Brazil.....................

Apparently you're not needed!



Alan