...wouldn't we be called IMWAG, for Iron Man With A Goatee ?

In the Mirror Universe ...

Ocean Doot loathes women and considers them all to be annoying intrusions on his workday.

James C. Taylor has a "NO FAT CHICKS" bumper sticker on his car.

Uncle Twitchy is the world's biggest Rolling Stones fan.

(T)Eddy has never forgiven Major League Baseball for moving the Expos out of Montreal.

In the mirror universe.........

Linda hates cookies.

Fraxon wears solid color shirts.

Simko loves milk.

Brian hates breakfast and I hate Snack & Halfs.

Robbie is a bible thumper who lectures the rest of us about the evils of masturbation. Also, he's a HUGE fan of MU and Branson fan.

All the above posts were made in the hopes that JB would notice and post his approval.

Jeff loves all things '70s -- particularly disco.

And HATES Clay Aiken.

He also moonlights as a weatherman.

Ron Zoso has a Dracula avatar and voted for Kucinich.

Jimbo's still a CD collector, but his collection consists entirely of the "NOW! That's What I Call Music" series.

Two words: Tommy Today.

No, no, the MIRROR universe.

As a Frenchman, Stephanne is very proud, but he is especially proud that he has never EVER used an emoticon!

Yes, of course. I'd make such a vile accusation only of Mirror Universe people.
Were I to suggest any IMWANker fit that description, tar and feathers would be too good for me.

And he notices every one, replying to them with his customary grace and wit, which -- along with his prodigious talent -- are what has made him one of the comics industry's most beloved icons.

And he also keeps urging people to open their cow mouths, although nobody has the slightest clue what this mean.

In the Mirror Universe the Beach family are Luddites who grow their own food and live completely off the grid.

In the mirror universe, I finally have the guts to get my dream job:

Snyder: "Hello, Mr. Cunningham. It's a pleasure to see you."

Mirror me: "Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past eleven years you have caused myself, and the city of Washington, D.C. , a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved Redskins and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!

Snyder: "Hire this man!"



P.S. Appropriately enough, the real Dan Snyder sort of LOOKS like George Costanza, which is perfect for the mirror universe!

P.S.S. If the real Snyder was anything like the fictional Steinbrenner, he would have hired Chad Dukes, not me:

...I'm the nicest guy around

And Jimbo stands outside CD stores, protesting the decadence of today's music.

In the Mirror Universe, this is not an amusing thread.