Is that dinky propeller supposed to be able to provide lift?

The lights flash at the top so that you can see him turning the corner into your aisle at the supermarket.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Very high wing loading!

My first thought on seeing it was that it looked like kid-oriented soap dispenser.

You mean like Crazy Foam?

Why is Batman blue?

Because he misses the Batmobile?

The box it came in reads "With flashing light and tricky action mechanism".

Dare I ask ... ??

It's not the size of your propeller that matters, it's how you use it.

No, I definitely think in this case size counts for something.

Maybe it's like Ultra's and Namor's little ankle wings?

I gotta be honest, Namor's little ankle wings have always bothered me too.

I mean, why would he even have ankle wings? He's half-Atlantean and half-human, not half-bird and half-human. Furthermore, why would such dinky wings let him fly?

Yeah, I'm a fake fan.

'Cause Namor is a mutant.

I'm just playin' with ya on that propeller thing. It's probably one of the leading reasons why the "Batcraft" is a "forgotten crimefighting vehicle." Kinda like the Supermobile.

Yeah, I know you were. Same here.

And I guess there's that whole mutant thing with Namor, forgot about that.

Never seen the Supermobile. I seriously doubt I've seen anything more moronic in my life.

Until now

The Supermobile, if I remember correctly, was a vehicle Superman relied upon whenever he lost his powers. The vehicle enabled him to perform most of the feats he could perform with his powers. The Bruce Timm cartoon had something like an homage to it where Prof. Hamilton modified Superman's original rocket ship into a usable space vehicle for him... so he could track down Lobo, as I recall.

I own that Hulk on four-wheeler. I saw it and had to have it. It's such a fundamentally disturbing sight, to see the Hulk riding a four-wheeler.