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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:30 pm 
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Lest his forum fall victim to the evil machinations of Eric St. John.

Vote!

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:59 pm 
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A vote for Secrest is a vote for...well Secrest. And why subject ourselves to that?

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:00 pm 
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I concur!

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:03 pm 
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What Jacob Secrest has done for YOU
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Sorry folks, still thinking ...

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:04 pm 
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You people do realize that this is the man you are being asked to vote for:

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I mean really. Would you let your children near this man? Would you let your grandparents near this man? Would you share a vanilla frosty with this man? I think not! Well maybe the vanilla frosty, but that's only because they are so damn tasty. But you wouldn't be happy about it, I can promise you that. And you would feel dirty afterwards. Very, very dirty.

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:24 pm 
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Chris wrote:
Would you let your children near this man?

Sure. 'Cause they could beat the crap out of him in two minutes tops.

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:27 pm 
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James C. Taylor wrote:
Chris wrote:
Would you let your children near this man?

Sure. 'Cause they could beat the crap out of him in two minutes tops.


So you want to beat up the guy you're voting for????

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:34 pm 
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Princess Yvie wrote:
James C. Taylor wrote:
Chris wrote:
Would you let your children near this man?

Sure. 'Cause they could beat the crap out of him in two minutes tops.

So you want to beat up the guy you're voting for????

  • I have no idea if that's a picture of Jacob or Weird Al Yankovic or a random perv since I only know Jacob as Baby Drac and Björkles.
  • I want them to be able to beat up anyone that means them harm.
  • I never said I wanted to beat anybody up.

More lies and lawyerly distortions from the St. John camp. Recognize their vile ways and rebuke them! Say thee nay to Taft!

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:35 pm 
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James C. Taylor wrote:
Princess Yvie wrote:
James C. Taylor wrote:
Chris wrote:
Would you let your children near this man?

Sure. 'Cause they could beat the crap out of him in two minutes tops.

So you want to beat up the guy you're voting for????

  • I have no idea if that's a picture of Jacob or Weird Al Yankovic or a random perv since I only know Jacob as Baby Drac and Björkles.
  • I want them to be able to beat up anyone that means them harm.
  • I never said I wanted to beat anybody up.
More lies and lawyerly distortions from the St. John camp. Recognize their vile ways and rebuke them! Say thee nay to Taft!


it's a picture he posted of himself under the secret santa thread.

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:41 pm 
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Princess Yvie wrote:
it's a picture he posted of himself under the secret santa thread.

So they could beat him up in two minutes tops. They wouldn't 'cause he's cool.

And he doesn't require me to splash him periodically with cold water.

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:02 pm 
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Chris wrote:
You people do realize that this is the man you are being asked to vote for:


I mean really. Would you let your children near this man? Would you let your grandparents near this man? Would you share a vanilla frosty with this man? I think not! Well maybe the vanilla frosty, but that's only because they are so damn tasty. But you wouldn't be happy about it, I can promise you that. And you would feel dirty afterwards. Very, very dirty.

Oh, now this is personal.

And you uploaded the image onto photobucket instead of using the copy of the image that was already uploaded onto IMWAN, you moron.

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:02 pm 
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Bubbles wrote:
Oh, now this is personal.

And you uploaded the image onto photobucket instead of using the copy of the image that was already uploaded onto IMWAN, you moron.


Tsk tsk. Your inner Byrne is showing.

And seriously, that was the best you could do? A bit of name calling? Wow. I haven't been that thouroghly put in my place since Susie Jenkins zinged me with the classic "I know you are, but what am I?" on the elementary school playground in second grade. I bow before your stunning lack of intellect.

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:10 pm 
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Chris wrote:
Bubbles wrote:
Oh, now this is personal.

And you uploaded the image onto photobucket instead of using the copy of the image that was already uploaded onto IMWAN, you moron.


Tsk tsk. Your inner Byrne is showing.

:pissed:

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:12 pm 
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The last time I made a comment about a picture like this, everyone got mad at me.

So I won't.

See? I'm a model of self-restraint.

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:13 pm 
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Ian's banned!

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:14 pm 
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Jasob, on the other hand...

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
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Ian's banned again!

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:58 pm 
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I don't know what's what with all this business, but Jacob totally gets my vote for being a wookiee.


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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:01 pm 
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Well, voting is going down in the Jacob Secrest Fan Club as we speak.

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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:37 pm 
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Niatpac Levram!!!!!!

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I dunno................He can be a grammar Nazi................but he looks like a good buddy of mine from many years back! (according to the pic in the Santa thread)
This will be a tough choice! :D


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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:19 pm 
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I vote for pie. I mean, who doesn't love pie?


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 Post subject: Vote for Jacob P. Secrest
PostPosted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:35 pm 
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