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Francine
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Post subject: Hand In A Socket  Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:57 pm |
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- A song parody based on the immortal Alanis Morissette classic "Hand In My Pocket" from Jagged Little Pill.
Hand In A Socket
I mope and I'm sappy
Indoors and outside
I smoke but I'm healthy yeah!
I'm thin but well rounded
Insane and I'm underwhelmed
I'm lost and I'm hopeless baby
And what it all comes down to...
Is that everything I say is just
Whine whine whiiinnnne..
Cause I've got one hand in a socket
And the other one is turning up the HI-FI
I'm drunk till I'm sober
I'm strung out and still complain
That I'm wired when I'm working yeah!
Don't care that I'm restless
Steer clear of depressing songs
This song is a story maybe
And what it all comes down to...
Is that nothing's gonna' be quite alright
Cause I've got one hand in a socket
But the other one is flicking on the the T.V. set
What a drag I'm doooomed
I haven't got call waiting figured out just yet
I've got one hand in a socket
And the other one is writing a cheap line
My tree's full of locusts
It's green as a lime
My yard is unfriendly yeah!
I'm mad but I'm happy
I crave for some chicken quick!
I'm slick but I'm pretty hazy
What it all boils down to...
Is that I haven't got the stove figured out just yet
I've got one hand in a socket
And the other one is scaling a piccolo
What it all comes down to my friends...yeah!
Is that everything about me is just
Whine whine whiiinnnne
I've got one hand in a socket
And the other one is hailing a traffic jam.....
- Yours truly
Hand In My Pocket]
I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
What it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chicken nuts
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
What it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
What it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab...
- Alanis
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♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ A Cosmic Speck O' Dynamite Blast From The Dust Within The Galaxy Known As Alanis Morissette's Poetically Inspired Heart! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
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Dr. Chris Evil
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Post subject: Hand In A Socket Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:25 pm |
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Francine
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Post subject: Hand In A Socket Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:38 pm |
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Dr. Chris Evil wrote: "Whine, whine, whine!!" Classic Francine!   Thanks, Chris! 
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♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ A Cosmic Speck O' Dynamite Blast From The Dust Within The Galaxy Known As Alanis Morissette's Poetically Inspired Heart! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
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Dr. Chris Evil
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Post subject: Hand In A Socket Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:25 pm |
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Pure Evil Gold!!
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Yer welcome, Francine. 
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