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Does Santa Claus live in Finland, Greenland, or on the North Pole?
Finland 16%  16%  [ 1 ]
Greenland 16%  16%  [ 1 ]
North Pole 50%  50%  [ 3 ]
I don't believe in Santa Claus 16%  16%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 6
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 Post subject: Does Santa Claus live in Finland, Greenland, or on the North Pole?
PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:01 pm 
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Greenland for me (for patriotic reasons). :)

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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:02 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:03 pm 
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Well, I wouldn't call it a "wish," Googa... :twisted:

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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:06 pm 
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He has moved his operation to the Santa Workshop Southern Command in Antarctica since there will still be land there once the ice melts.

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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:11 pm 
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He was definitely hanging out in the northern Germanic areas.
I used him in a D&D campaign once. I had him near Vadso, Norway.

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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:37 pm 
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Not sure he's real, but if he was, he would've moved his operation south to Mexico where labor costs are far cheaper. Elves there would work for minimum wage.
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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:29 pm 
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I have very good reasons to believe he is alive and well and living in
Ridgefield Park, NJ. Do you want me to post the link to his Facebook
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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:31 pm 
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I don't trust Facebook, but thanks anyway, Teddy.

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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2010 10:34 pm 
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(T)Eddy wrote:
I have very good reasons to believe he is alive and well and living in
Ridgefield Park, NJ. Do you want me to post the link to his Facebook
fan page?



Actually...I'd like to see that! :ohyes:

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:20 am 
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Roll for initiative!

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Actually,(!) he spends his summers in Indiana...I have photographic proof...


I just can't actually find it at the moment...


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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:38 am 
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He's been known to endorse Coca-Cola.

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:54 am 
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Santa Claus lives in the American Midwest. His headquarters (aka the toy factory) is actually hidden in the unused subway system underneath Cincinnati.

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:55 am 
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That's SHAZAM.

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:00 am 
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That would be a pretty awesome movie. Several thousand year old wizard in Cincinnati subway system, living unknown.

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:05 am 
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I just did some Googling of Shazam. I get the joke now :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:07 am 
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Yow. Just now. So, you never really understood the comic I put you into?

http://homepage.mac.com/jjbeach/imwan/issue4.html

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:12 am 
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Um. I probably didn't read it, at least not the whole thing :oops:

Sorry. That was kinda after I'd already pretty much spaced out from IMWAN and really wasn't following it like I used to. Or really much at all, I probably should have taken my leave of this place a long time before I actually did. Maybe I'll get around to reading those sometime.

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:15 am 
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No problem. Besides, I killed you in it. :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 1:16 am 
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:lol: Now I feel like I basically HAVE to read it.

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