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Linda
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:36 am |
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Helpful Librarian
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10.00 GMT
Final structural inspection of Wrigley Field by Bob Simko. Complimentary Steve Stone tie tacks will be handed out by IMWAN concessioneers throughout the stadium until gametime. First come, first served, and watch out for falling concrete.
10.30
"The Two Minutes' Hate." Bring your most hated comic books to the Pulping Party in IMWAN Annex 7-North. Your special guest compère for the festivities is Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon.
11.00
Rest period.
11.15
Refurbished Casio keyboards will be strapped to the backs of small animals to test for variances in tone.
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Fraxon!
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 6:57 am |
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How does ANY message board survive without you?
I'm a little embarrassed, though. I've long ago pulped all of my most hated comics, so I don't have any more! Can I just bring my copy of "You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish" for Kevin to autograph?
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Charles K
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:28 am |
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I will now lead the IMWAN faithful in a rousing version of L'Internationale:
Arise ye workers [starvelings] from your slumbers Arise ye prisoners of want For reason in revolt now thunders And at last ends the age of cant.
hey where are those people going? ahem...
Away with all your superstitions Servile masses arise, arise We'll change henceforth [forthwith] the old tradition [conditions] And spurn the dust to win the prize.
Hey Linda is serving cakes in the other room, I'd love a..NO must finish this
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The cakes unites the human race.
Shit, did I just say cakes in that last verse? actually what is the next verse?
So comrades, come mud-rally And the last fight let us face The comicbook unites the human race.
yep - think that was it.. wonder how my stock-options are doing...
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Pip
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 7:46 am |
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The phrase "pie in the sky" (popularized in the song "High Hopes" as "high apple pie in the sky hopes") comes from a workers' hymn of the early 20th century. A parody of "The Great By and By," it notes, "We'll have pie in the sky when we die." Isn't that a cheery thought?
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Charles K
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:13 am |
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where we are being serious, most people don't know that the proper form of this:
First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the Communists and I did not speak out because I was not a Communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak out for me.
is actually
First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist, so I said nothing. Then they came for the Social Democrats, but I was not a Social Democrat, so I did nothing. Then came the trade unionists, but I was not a trade unionist. And then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew, so I did little. Then when they came for me, there was no one left to stand up for me.'
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Fraxon!
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:20 am |
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This is all well and good, but what I wanna know is: Will there be waffles?
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Charles K
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:22 am |
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yes there will be waffles - but first you have to listen to me outline my plans for worldsocialism.
The political officer asks that Linda does not throw chocolate sauce at him, while he makes this important speech.
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Fraxon!
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:27 am |
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Okay, but remember "YOU ASKED FOR IT"!
Six gallons of apple sauce comin' up!
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Fraxon!
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:37 am |
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Bob Simko
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:59 am |
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We'll be open for business tonight. Hardhats optional.
Kevin Cronin went to my high school (different year).
_________________ "Is there going to be a movage of Ditkoland from Net54 to here? " ~ Tue, Aug 10, 2004 12:40 pm
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Brainiac McGee
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Post subject: IMWAN Breakfast Schedule for Monday, 23rd August 2004 Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:41 pm |
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