Have you ever moved an object with the power of your thoughts alone?

Do you have video of this?

...define 'alone'.

Or am I starting to sound like a smart ass?

A friend admitted to me that he tried this once. Sitting in a cafe in California, he pointed at the salt shaker on the table and willed it to move to the left. It fell over on the table.

Of course, there was a minor earthquake happening at the time, but try telling him that.

I've tried to use the force probably 500 times.

Now, sometimes it works. I am laying on the couch. I reach for the remote or my a soda. I close my eyes. My wife sighs. Suddenly the remote or soda is in my hands. One could say my wife put it in my hands, and her sigh is "I can't believe I am married to a child." I prefer to think I did use the force, and her sigh is "wow, he can use the force."

It also opens doors at stores.

I have the power to levitate small rooms. Every day at work, I walk into a little square room and through the sheer force of will I am able to raise this room to the third floor. I don't know how other people get up here, or why they built this little room.

Why talk about telekinesis?


Oh, that's telepathy...

I have been able to transform certain objects from soft and pliable to hard and stiff using the power of my thoughts alone. Because of this transformation, the object moved.

I am assuming this is an example of my telekinetic ability.

Unfortunately, I have no video of this. Shall I take some?

I've tried many times to do this.

Not one success.

Dude, just because you sat in front of the Silly Putty for 5 days and "thought" at it, doesn't mean you caused it to solidfy.

Like I'd ever believe what a monkey tells me.

$$$

That, too.

Eric is a handsome, talented man. Truly a dynamic individual, and women everywhere are sexually attracted to him.

Awwww, shucks, now I know you're not really a monkey. No monkey has ever been so kind to me.

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Hey, look! Rob can be funny at times

As to telekinesis.... no.

Why, do you need some spoons unbent that are stuck inside glass bottles where you can't reach them?

There is no spoon.

Mah Spoon is to big. Mah SPOOON is too BIG!

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Hahahaha. Man, I love "Rejected"

I feel like I've seen the first part of that, but not the ending. I definitely remember that "I'm feeling fat. and sassy!" line, followed by the eye-pop.

Must've been my favorite part the first time I saw that. Still is.

I'm more into precognition myself. There was a Trivial Pursuit game in high school where I seemed to be doing a pretty good job of affecting the fall of the dice, but that was evidently a fluke. Or maybe it was really the guy I was on a team with.