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Hanzo the Razor
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman  Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:23 pm |
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 Batman has a lead on the man he thinks ordered the death of his father and has tracked him to France. That man is a doctor; perhaps the only one that can save the life of Tarzan's wife, Jane, who's suffering from a mysterious illness. Tarzan is about to leave with the doctor when Batman shows up. "He's coming with me." "I don't think so." Who wins?
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:25 pm |
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If Neal Adams is drawing it, the clear winner is the reader.
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Bolgani Gogo
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:27 pm |
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Uncle Twitchy wrote: If Neal Adams is drawing it, the clear winner is the reader. QFT
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:28 pm |
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:28 pm |
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Gerry wrote: Tarzan I gotta agree.
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Mahoney
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:31 pm |
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Its clearly the fighter who has the most powerful weapon that can be used from the furthest distance.
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Hanzo the Razor
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:42 pm |
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Mahoney wrote: Its clearly the fighter who has the most powerful weapon that can be used from the furthest distance. I'm amazed at how much stock you guys put into physicla ability. Again, who do you think would win-- Brock Lesnar in his prime or a regular soldier armed with an M-16?
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:43 pm |
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My grandma's grandma's grandmama.
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Mahoney
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:47 pm |
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Hanzo the Razor wrote: Mahoney wrote: Its clearly the fighter who has the most powerful weapon that can be used from the furthest distance. I'm amazed at how much stock you guys put into physicla ability. Again, who do you think would win-- Brock Lesnar in his prime or a regular soldier armed with an M-16? I'm just giving you shit, but I think this would be a more comparable debate How about Bruce Lee in his prime vs a Texas farm hand armed with an M-16.
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Gerry
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:53 pm |
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Hanzo the Razor wrote: Mahoney wrote: Its clearly the fighter who has the most powerful weapon that can be used from the furthest distance. I'm amazed at how much stock you guys put into physicla ability. Again, who do you think would win-- Brock Lesnar in his prime or a regular soldier armed with an M-16? 1 yodel to Tantor or Numa and Batman would be dead before he could get anywhere near him
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:54 pm |
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Batarang to the larynx solves that problem.
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RobertSwanderson
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:56 pm |
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In the above scenario... Tarzan.
Entire novels have centered around Tarzan defending, protecting, and rescuing Jane. Tarzan may have to take on the entire city of Gotham, but that doctor will help Jane.
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 2:56 pm |
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I haven't voted on this one yet, by the way, because I haven't made up my mind who wins. I'd like to see why people vote the way they do on this one.
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:02 pm |
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Mahoney wrote: Hanzo the Razor wrote: Mahoney wrote: Its clearly the fighter who has the most powerful weapon that can be used from the furthest distance. I'm amazed at how much stock you guys put into physicla ability. Again, who do you think would win-- Brock Lesnar in his prime or a regular soldier armed with an M-16? I'm just giving you shit, but I think this would be a more comparable debate How about Bruce Lee in his prime vs a Texas farm hand armed with an M-16. Any Texas farm hand with any firearm takes out just about anyone.
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:02 pm |
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Uncle Twitchy wrote: I haven't voted on this one yet, by the way, because I haven't made up my mind who wins. I'd like to see why people vote the way they do on this one.
Mark my words.
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:07 pm |
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Cyborg Caveman
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:08 pm |
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RobertSwanderson wrote: In the above scenario... Tarzan.
Entire novels have centered around Tarzan defending, protecting, and rescuing Jane. Tarzan may have to take on the entire city of Gotham, but that doctor will help Jane. Gotta go with Rob on this one.
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Hanzo the Razor
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:10 pm |
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Mahoney wrote: Hanzo the Razor wrote: Mahoney wrote: Its clearly the fighter who has the most powerful weapon that can be used from the furthest distance. I'm amazed at how much stock you guys put into physicla ability. Again, who do you think would win-- Brock Lesnar in his prime or a regular soldier armed with an M-16? I'm just giving you shit, but I think this would be a more comparable debate How about Bruce Lee in his prime vs a Texas farm hand armed with an M-16. Farm hand, easily. As Bruce Lee said-- "It doesn't make sense to go around punching and kicking everyone anymore, because anyone can just take out a gun and BANG!, it doesn't matter how good you are." An M-16 sprays 12-15 rounds per second-- Bruce doesn't have much time to do anything.
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:11 pm |
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Did Bruce Lee really say "[...] BAN!, it doesn't matter[...]"?
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Judge WAN
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:54 pm |
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Batman is on record for having dodged automatic gun fire. From several rifles.
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 3:58 pm |
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Hmmmm tough one... for me it comes down to locale. Batman wins in the City, Tarzan wins in the Jungle.
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Hanzo the Razor
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Post subject: Tarzan v. Batman Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 4:02 pm |
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Judge WAN wrote: Batman is on record for having dodged automatic gun fire. From several rifles. Wow, super speed. Awesome.
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