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Rawburn
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:48 pm |
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Location: | ToWANto |
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_________________ Bigmouth strikes again!
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Ross
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:04 pm |
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Not in Continuity
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Location: | Massachusetts |
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I knew it. Everyone's getting laid except me.
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Beachy
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:42 pm |
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Mr. IMWANKO
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Joined: | 18 Sep 2005 |
Posts: | 73866 |
Location: | the Moist Periphery of Pendulum Tide |
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Rawburn
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:20 pm |
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Location: | ToWANto |
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Ross wrote: I knew it. Everyone's getting laid except me. No. Not everyone.
_________________ Bigmouth strikes again!
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Peyton
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:23 am |
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Contrarian Curmudgeon
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Joined: | 29 Aug 2009 |
Posts: | 475 |
Location: | Simi Valley, CA by way of Springfield, OH |
Bannings: | Close, but no guitar! |
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Tommy Tomorrow
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:29 am |
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Emperor of Earth 65
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Joined: | 13 Jun 2006 |
Posts: | 12020 |
Location: | The Politically Correct Democratic Peoples' Republic of New Jersey |
Bannings: | 2 merit badges from a/c street |
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The last category reminded me that I'm behind on my cigarette consumption today. I'll be right back.
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Dr. Brian Fever
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:35 am |
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Go ahead..I dare ya!
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Joined: | 10 Aug 2004 |
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Location: | Stately Fever Manor, Newport News, VA, USA!! |
Bannings: | He hung me on a hook once. ONCE! |
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Laid? What is this laid that you speak of?
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Tommy Tomorrow
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:41 am |
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Emperor of Earth 65
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Dr. Brian Fever wrote: Laid? What is this laid that you speak of? I think it's something like treating a woman with the love, respect, reverence, and enthusiasm one would treat a really special TV remote; pushing all the right buttons to achieve a pleasurable experience. But it's been ages, so I'm doing this from memory.
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Beachy
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:12 am |
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Mr. IMWANKO
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Location: | the Moist Periphery of Pendulum Tide |
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Tommy Tomorrow wrote: Dr. Brian Fever wrote: Laid? What is this laid that you speak of? I think it's something like treating a woman with the love, respect, reverence, and enthusiasm one would treat a really special TV remote; pushing all the right buttons to achieve a pleasurable experience. But it's been ages, so I'm doing this from memory. What, you don't watch television anymore?
_________________ Staging Areas Approach Area Area of a Triquetra Area of Effect Life Longing
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Crouton Jim
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:13 am |
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Good Penguin Gone Bad
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Wow. There are only 43,000 comic book collectors left..... and loosing 95 of them a month!
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Beachy
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:33 pm |
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Mr. IMWANKO
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Crouton Jim
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:04 pm |
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Good Penguin Gone Bad
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Unfortunately. 
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Beachy
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:59 pm |
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Mr. IMWANKO
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Jimbo
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:16 am |
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The Pope of Pop!
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Joined: | 19 Jul 2006 |
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Location: | Long Island, NY |
Bannings: | Banned??? Moi??? |
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Beachy wrote: Actually, I should finish my story about the last comic book collectors on Earth. It's a pretty idea, I think. Last CD collectors on Earth--now there's your story!
_________________ "It's only rock & roll, but I like it!"
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Tommy Tomorrow
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:06 am |
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Emperor of Earth 65
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Location: | The Politically Correct Democratic Peoples' Republic of New Jersey |
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Beachy wrote: Crouton Jim wrote: Wow. There are only 43,000 comic book collectors left..... and loosing 95 of them a month! There can be only one.  Actually, I should finish my story about the last comic book collectors on Earth. It's a pretty idea, I think. And then Tommy Tomorrow drew his sword, shouted "There can be only one!" And with a swing that would make Babe Ruth envious removed John Beach's head with speed enough to ensure he felt no pain. "Now, ALL the comics that exist are mine!" Tommy shouted in a voice drunk with a near sexual pleasure. "And if anyone thinks this story is going to end like Burgess Meredith's Twilight Zone, I have a sword swing for you too!" -The End-
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Jilerb
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:33 pm |
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Kind Of Close For One Of These Jewels.
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Location: | The Astral Plane, Usually. |
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But Tommy Tomorrow forgot about Jilerb, Beachy's brother. An easy oversight since he had only been concerned about comic book collectors, and Jilerb was not counted amongst those ranks.
Outraged at his brother's death, Jilerb threw sulfuric acid into Tommy Tomorrow's eyes, permanently blinding him. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes, he thought, but not in this case. Then, having done far worse than kill Tommy Tomorrow, Jilerb left him amid the largest comic book collection in history.
Nope, not like Burgess Meredith's Twilight Zone episode at all, he thought. This is a tale of justice.
- The Real End -
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Beachy
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:38 pm |
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Mr. IMWANKO
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Unbeknownst to the unwashed masses, John Beach had cloned himself for spare parts, but the clone learned of this and locked the real John in the underground, temperature controlled comic vault—with nothing but a lifelong supply of beef jerky, frozen grapefruit concentrate, and and a working plumbing system, AND at least one copy of almost every comic ever printed.
_________________ Staging Areas Approach Area Area of a Triquetra Area of Effect Life Longing
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Beachy
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:39 pm |
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Mr. IMWANKO
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Tommy Tomorrow
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:40 pm |
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Emperor of Earth 65
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Location: | The Politically Correct Democratic Peoples' Republic of New Jersey |
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Mothers are sacred. I yield! 
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Tommy Tomorrow
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:41 pm |
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Emperor of Earth 65
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Location: | The Politically Correct Democratic Peoples' Republic of New Jersey |
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Waitaminnit! I misread "brother" for "mother". I may need to consider a rewrite.
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Tommy Tomorrow
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:54 pm |
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Emperor of Earth 65
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Location: | The Politically Correct Democratic Peoples' Republic of New Jersey |
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Nah. You win anyway. See you later, oh that's right, I won't.
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Jilerb
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Post subject: Worldometer Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:04 pm |
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Kind Of Close For One Of These Jewels.
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Joined: | 26 Jan 2009 |
Posts: | 53514 |
Location: | The Astral Plane, Usually. |
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