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Joe Mayer
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk?  Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:00 am |
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How would you bring down the Hulk if he were trashing your favorite Starbucks? 
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Simon
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:08 am |
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Why, I'd travel to the North Woods, eat some human flesh, then - before you can say 'jack Robinson'- I'd hurry back and......
Well...no.
I know! I'd find a piano, and play the theme music from the Hulk TV show...music always calms the savage bea....perhaps not.
Gues I'd just ply him with cakes, like that kid in Joe's post did. If only Doc Samson had thought of that years ago...not to mention The Leader.
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Li'l Jay
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 10:42 am |
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It scorched
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The Hulk is a force of nature. He is beyond good and evil. The respectful thing to do is to submit to his destruction.
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Michael Yarbro
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:48 am |
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Dress up like Betty Ross and do a pole dance.
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Ian Sokoliwski
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:21 pm |
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Dan H.
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:22 pm |
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Roll for initiative!
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Rampaging Hulk?
why, cancellation of course!
the magazine market just isn't that strong....i'd bet that Conan magazine will be cancelled anytime...
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James C. Taylor
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:59 pm |
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a k a LightningMan, lover of bountiful pulchritude
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Joe Mayer wrote: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk?
Take away his credit card?
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Bob
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:00 pm |
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"Quick, Robin! Hand me...the Hulk...Repellant....BAT-SPRAY!!!!!!" 
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Mark
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:32 pm |
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Jarella tended to stop the rampaging Hulk... before she was killed.
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Simon
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:49 am |
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Mark wrote: Jarella tended to stop the rampaging Hulk... before she was killed. So you're suggesting Jarella (returned from the great beyond, of course, in the time-honoured marvel fashion), a romantic dinner, and then seeing where things lead to from there? That's a lot to ask mid-rampage. Sounds more like a post-rampage activity to me. 
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:06 am |
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Good Stuff, Maynard!
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Mark
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:46 pm |
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Simon wrote: Mark wrote: Jarella tended to stop the rampaging Hulk... before she was killed. So you're suggesting Jarella (returned from the great beyond, of course, in the time-honoured marvel fashion), a romantic dinner, and then seeing where things lead to from there? That's a lot to ask mid-rampage. Sounds more like a post-rampage activity to me. Still...
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Simon
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:12 pm |
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Mark wrote: Still... Yeah, I see where you're going with this, Mark. It's more likely to work than the cakes, I'd bet. 
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Edward J. Cunningham
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:49 pm |
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Simon wrote: Mark wrote: Jarella tended to stop the rampaging Hulk... before she was killed. So you're suggesting Jarella (returned from the great beyond, of course, in the time-honoured marvel fashion), a romantic dinner, and then seeing where things lead to from there? That's a lot to ask mid-rampage. Sounds more like a post-rampage activity to me. Sounds like something similar is going to happen in Hulk's actual book... 
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Simon
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 8:58 pm |
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Wow! Not a hostess cupcake (tm) in sight!
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Michael Yarbro
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:23 pm |
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She doesn't look one bit nervous.
She must be very "cavernous".
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Edward J. Cunningham
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:27 pm |
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Simon wrote: Wow! Not a hostess cupcake (tm) in sight!
Wifey is making him go on a diet. I can just see the reunion with his cousin later next year...
Jen:  Bruce, it's one thing to smash Atillan on the Moon in revenge against Black Bolt. It's another to smash the New Avengers' HQ to get revenge against Tony Stark. It's another to smash Dr. Strange's home in Greenwich Village. It's another to smash the Baxter Building to get at Reed, and then try to smash Atlantis before realizing Namor was against this from the very beginning.
But how many times do I have to tell you? Never, ever, ever, EVER marry the queen of a barbarian planet before first signing a pre-nup! 
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Simon
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:37 pm |
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Could Hulk even sign a pre-nup? Wouldn't it just be a big, shaky 'X' on the dotted line?
With a stain from a hostess cupcake (tm) next to it?
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"They'll bite your finger off given a chance" - Junkie Luv (regarding Zebras)
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Ven
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:53 pm |
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I come from the land of the ICE and snow
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Hostess sucks. Little Debbie rules. 
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Simon
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:20 pm |
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That's Hulk's girlfriend's name? 'Little Debbie'. That doesn't bode well.....
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Fraxon!
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:22 pm |
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"Hulk like Little Debbie!" "Little Debbie moist!" Hulk like moist!"
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Simon
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Post subject: How would you stop a rampaging Hulk? Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:40 pm |
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Yikes!
While Hulk is not alone, there...I can't help but be reminded of a certain essay by Larry Niven....ouch!
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