Maggie Gyllenhaal, a female lead in an action film, fails to reveal her breasts on several occasions, despite ample opportunity to do so.

I was *this* close to calling Sisko and organizing an intervention.

The show describes itself as a cross between Cops and Punk’d, setting up elaborate sting operations to snare people wanted on outstanding warrants. These sting operations include opportunities for felons to work as an extra on a movie set and as a model in a fashion shoot, among others. Once the trap is set and the actors have had their fun with the unsuspecting criminals, police officers arrest and haul them off to jail.

All of the cases featured in Smile…You’re Under Arrest! involve the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Department outside of Phoenix, AZ under the command of Sheriff Joe Arpaio, who is known as “The Toughest Sheriff in America”. He has a reputation for unusual law enforcement tactics such as reinstituting chain gangs, housing prisoners in a desert “tent city” and forcing them to wear pink underwear. Arpaio believes that these stings provide a unique service to his community.

Besides, if he decides to stage an intervention, it's either going to be to get me away from reality TV, or to get me to quit getting my hair highlighted.

16. Double Casting
In an obvious cost-cutting measure, actor Heath Ledger plays multiple roles, appearing as a police officer and a nurse. The effect is made even more obvious when the makeup department fails to cover Ledger's numerous facial scars.

17. Double Casting, Part 2
To make this even more noticeable, both Batman and Bruce Wayne are played by the same actor. (This error is especially noticeable on IMAX screens.)

18. Homoerotic Subtext
Not nearly enough.

32.Cruelty to Animals
So, our hero saves Gotham City by beating poor defenseless dogs? You'd think that someone who dressed up like a bat would be more sensitive towards animals. When The Darker Knight comes out, we're guessing that our hero will save the day by drowning a litter of kittens.

42. Hidden Agendas
Let's see if I've got this straight. In the previous installment a Gotham City train nearly destroys the city, and in this film the Joker nearly blows up a ferry? These films are nothing more than blatant anti-public transportation propaganda. No doubt Nolan is in the pocket of the oil companies.

Maybe I should be staging YOUR intervention, hermanito.

You're not highlighting what's left of your hair, are you? That'd be the clincher.