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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:32 am 
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My car door is frozen open.

It is frozen open.

The latch somehow froze, and while that did not prevent me from opening the door, it does prevent me, now, from closing it.

My car door is frozen open.

And that's terrible.


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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:10 am 
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Yeah, Wisconsin pretty much just sucks.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:44 am 
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Ocean Doot wrote:
My car door is frozen open.

It is frozen open.

The latch somehow froze, and while that did not prevent me from opening the door, it does prevent me, now, from closing it.

My car door is frozen open.

And that's terrible.


I feel for you. How did you manage to drive your car with the door open, OD? :o :shock:

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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:52 am 
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Talking to Bro Nathan, this is the kind of winter In Milwaukee that people remember from their youth - and thought they had imagined how bad it was.

My sympathies. And thanks for the heads up, because we will have some of it soon, too.

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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:25 am 
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Francine wrote:
Ocean Doot wrote:
My car door is frozen open.

It is frozen open.

The latch somehow froze, and while that did not prevent me from opening the door, it does prevent me, now, from closing it.

My car door is frozen open.

And that's terrible.


I feel for you. How did you manage to drive your car with the door open, OD? :o :shock:


Held it closed with my mighty left arm.

:ohno:


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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:27 am 
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Tuna wrote:
Talking to Bro Nathan, this is the kind of winter In Milwaukee that people remember from their youth - and thought they had imagined how bad it was.

My sympathies.


Thanks. Yeah, this winter has been particularly bad. And it's not even January.

WHERE ARE YOU, GLOBAL WARMING???


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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:28 am 
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Ocean Doot wrote:
Francine wrote:
Ocean Doot wrote:
My car door is frozen open.

It is frozen open.

The latch somehow froze, and while that did not prevent me from opening the door, it does prevent me, now, from closing it.

My car door is frozen open.

And that's terrible.


I feel for you. How did you manage to drive your car with the door open, OD? :o :shock:


Held it closed with my mighty left arm.

:ohno:


:sigh:


Poor, OD. :hug:

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WHERE ARE YOU, GLOBAL WARMING???


:lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:27 pm 
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Francine wrote:
Ocean Doot wrote:
Francine wrote:
Ocean Doot wrote:
My car door is frozen open.

It is frozen open.

The latch somehow froze, and while that did not prevent me from opening the door, it does prevent me, now, from closing it.

My car door is frozen open.

And that's terrible.


I feel for you. How did you manage to drive your car with the door open, OD? :o :shock:


Held it closed with my mighty left arm.

:ohno:


:sigh:


Poor, OD. :hug:


:-D


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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:02 pm 
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The thing about global warming, is it is about extremes. Weather is especially intense not warmer overall.

As for our weather - heavy winds overnight brought in snow flurries and bitter cold. brrrrrrr

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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:11 pm 
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Tuna wrote:
The thing about global warming, is it is about extremes. Weather is especially intense not warmer overall.

As for our weather - heavy winds overnight brought in snow flurries and bitter cold. brrrrrrr




So my dream of a North America that's 80 degrees all around, year round... is dead, Tuna? :o


If so, I'm so disappointed.


I'm gonna go cry now. :(

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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:14 pm 
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Tuna wrote:
The thing about global warming, is it is about extremes. Weather is especially intense not warmer overall.



Well, that is an inconvenient truth.


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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:35 pm 
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Ocean Doot wrote:
Tuna wrote:
The thing about global warming, is it is about extremes. Weather is especially intense not warmer overall.



Well, that is an inconvenient truth.


Al Gore is a misinformed (or misleading) dweeb. :roll:

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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:45 pm 
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Park the car with that door facing south.

Or get more arm exercise. For your left arm...not your normal right arm exercise.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:55 pm 
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Wedge some comic books you don't want anymore into the open space. That will approximate locking, at least temporarily.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:58 pm 
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Wedge some comic books you don't want anymore into the open space. That will approximate locking, at least temporarily.



But make sure they're not Spectacular Spider Man.


You don't want to waste those. :ohno:


Just use whatever X Men you have lying around instead. :ohyes: :yay:

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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:37 am 
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Brotoro wrote:
Park the car with that door facing south.



My parking lot only gives me two options, and south is not one of them. Curses!

Brotoro wrote:

Or get more arm exercise.


I'm doing so right now!

Brotoro wrote:

For your left arm...not your normal right arm exercise.


Oh. Oops. :paranoid:


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 Post subject: @$#$%%$^!!! I hate Wisconsin!
PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:39 am 
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Francine wrote:
Linda wrote:
Wedge some comic books you don't want anymore into the open space. That will approximate locking, at least temporarily.



But make sure they're not Spectacular Spider Man.


You don't want to waste those. :ohno:


Just use whatever X Men you have lying around instead. :ohyes: :yay:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:44 am 
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Steal your neighbor's heated garage.

Don't unpark until spring.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:53 am 
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Get a plug adapter for your cigarette lighter and take a hair dryer out there.

I have some relatives in Wisconsin. My dad grew up there.

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