In response to a post by Dr Chris Evil on my Alanis thread where a girl does a parody of Alanis Morissette's hit song "Ironic" call Moronic...I thought it was ummm... Ironic, cause I also have a parody of that very song.

This is my loving spoof of Alanis' all-time-classic song:

IRONIC

My (Totally unworthy) version is:
MORONIC

A gold band lost in a grate
I won the lottery
Threw the ticket away
It's a black vine on your garden gate
It's a beg your pardon
When there's nothing to say

Isn't it moronic... don't you think

It's like plain frosted wedding cake
It's a quick bite when you're already late
It's a cream pie when you've already ate
The food that throws off... your figure

Miss's Play It Straight was afraid of mice
She packed her own plates
And kissed off for a bite
She wasted the whole d**n night
Tryin' to beat that fright
And as the rain splashed down
She thought Well isn't this ice...

And isn't it moronic... don't you think

It's like plain frosted wedding cake
It's a quick bite when you're already late
It's a cream pie when you've already ate
The food that throws off... your figure

Well mice have a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
When you're near the sink, one day
And they give you such a fright

And mice have a funky way
Of making you doubt, when
You think everything's a song
And every tune blows up in your face

A trapping scam, but you're already late
A no-coaxing sign in your kitchenette space
It's like ten thousand rooms
But all you see is the night
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful mice

And isn't it moronic... don't you think
A little too moronic... and yeah I really do think...

It's like plain frosted wedding cake
It's a quick bite when you're already late
It's a cream pie when you've already ate
The food that throws off... your figure

Mice have a funny way of sneaking up on you

Mice have a funny, funny way of freaking you out
Freaking you out ...

** No mice whatsoever were harmed during the writing of this parody or the..ummm...posting or reviewing of the posting of this post.





IRONIC - Original Lyrics By Alanis Morissette

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand sthingys when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

I already know I'm moronic. Do you have to remind me?

Sorry, Robert.


How did you like my parody?

Warped factor one -- engaged!

Thanks, Chris.

Bumpity bump bump...

I find it ironic that not many ironic things happened in a song called Ironic. Yet, ironically enough, everytime something ironic happens I always say "don't you think?"