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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:29 am |
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Chris
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:35 am |
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Stimulus.
_________________ "Ordinarily, I agree with Chris" - Uncle Twitchy
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That meddlin kid
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:37 am |
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There aren't enough of them left to do too much harm. I'd only be worried if I lived in Borneo.
_________________ The kingdom of heaven is like a merchant seeking fine pearls who, when he found an especially costly one, sold everything he had to buy it.
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:41 am |
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That meddlin kid wrote: I'd only be worried if I lived in Borneo. I planned on moving to Borneo next month. Now I'm reconsidering.
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That meddlin kid
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:48 am |
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Eric W.H. Taft wrote: That meddlin kid wrote: I'd only be worried if I lived in Borneo. I planned on moving to Borneo next month. Now I'm reconsidering. Just stay near the coast. If you have to go inland, carry a rifle and make sure Bear Grylls is along for the journey. I always thought the main problem in Borneo was the headhunters anyway.
_________________ The kingdom of heaven is like a merchant seeking fine pearls who, when he found an especially costly one, sold everything he had to buy it.
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:49 am |
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Everything I know about headhunters I learned from Gilligan's Island.
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:50 am |
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That meddlin kid
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:50 am |
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Eric W.H. Taft wrote: Everything I know about headhunters I learned from Gilligan's Island. Then you know not to carelessly beat drums where they can hear you, or you might accidentally declare war on them. They get very excited about that.
_________________ The kingdom of heaven is like a merchant seeking fine pearls who, when he found an especially costly one, sold everything he had to buy it.
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:54 am |
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That meddlin kid wrote: Eric W.H. Taft wrote: Everything I know about headhunters I learned from Gilligan's Island. Then you know not to carelessly beat drums where they can hear you, or you might accidentally declare war on them. They get very excited about that. All very true. This is why I'm leaving my drums at home when I move. I know not the drum language of the headhunters. I do, however, know how to make an mp3 player out of coconuts and palm leaves.
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:55 am |
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Fraxon!
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:56 am |
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That's a euphemism, right?
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:58 am |
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Seriously, though, that Orangutan is using a spear to hunt fish.
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:10 am |
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Not to worry -- the orangutans are teachers and politicians. It's the gorillas you have to keep your eye on. They're the military caste.
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TS Garp
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:41 am |
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Quote: The image is part of a series taken for a new book, The Thinkers Of The Jungle, which also includes the first photograph of an orangutan swimming.
Very Cool.
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Eric W.H. Taft
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:46 am |
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So not only do they have weapons, they have a navy now, too.
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Uncle Twitchy
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:52 am |
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"The only good human... is a dead human!"
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Jon Tyler
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:56 am |
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Uncle Twitchy wrote: Not to worry -- the orangutans are teachers and politicians. It's the gorillas you have to keep your eye on. They're the military caste.  I was thinking the exact same thing, Twitch!
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Bobson Dugnutt
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:57 am |
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What does Ben Stein think of all this?
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Holt!
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:16 pm |
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Post subject: The Orangutans are going to kill us all Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:00 pm |
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The Pope of Pop!
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Give an orangutan a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach an orangutan to fish, and it's "Planet of the Apes" time.
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