We need to free our mind from the boundries of sanity!

If elected I will start an intensive regime of happiness and mind freeing programs for the betterment of enlightenment. We will no longer be consticted by the bounds of sensability and work ethic. Nay I say to hard work and oppression from THE MAN! We must all study the arts as much as we want and meditate until we can transcend to a level that we feel comfortable with! Don't bring me down! Happiness is the key! Happiness! and possibly a numbering system, down with names and titles they are oppressive like grammer and spelling!

Oh hey man by the way you don't have to unite if you don't want to man. Just do whatever you need to man. It would be cool if you wanted to though, we could be like stronger and stuff.

Taft!

Taft is too sane! Down with Sanity! Stop oppressing me with your logic!

I kind of thought that was already the accepted ideology around here....

I wish I could believe you were going for a "meta" vibe here.

But I can't.

Let's sticky this for a few days as well.

I am a fair Judge.

Stop opresng me man!!!!!!

(I'm not sure what you mean by meta in this context, the errors in this are somewhat intentional, the errors in previous texts are pure laziness)

Now I'm thinking of throwing my vote toward Victoria. I dig what you're saying about the man.

You'll never get ahead saying yes to the man.


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Yeah, none of that helped even a little bit.

This makes two Canadians for whom I will absolutely not be voting.

Purple monkey dishwasher.

Starting to rethink my invitation to Dave Tripper a little bit.

Dave Tripper is my kinda guy! You can be my vp if you want DAve!

Well of course you wont be voting for me Frank you R enslaved by the notion of sanity and false ideas of judgement based on mere human concepts of intelligence! You are one of the oppressors! you want to bring us all down MAN!

(I meant spelling and grammer was intentional in this and the presidential thread by the way, but it's okay I am really not trying to convince you to vote for me, so whatever)

I am disrespectful of dirt! Can you see that I am serious?!?!

I humbly reject your offer for VP, Victoria. For I, indeed, are not only a man, but an man (working up to being 'the' man).

I'm not sure about Tripper as a VP - there seems to be a lot of skeletons in his closet. Of course, they may just be a series of misunderstandings because of half-heard conversations...

And Jimbo, for the record, my surname is Mr. Plow.

That name again is Mr. Plow.

yes, or Ethyl.

I knew an Ethyl Plow once.

Well, it was more than once, really.

And beyond that I can't say, because this is the Playground.

Have you tapped her as your running mate, despite the fact she's quite dead?